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The illustrated FMLs

Today, my adorable five and a half year old boy told me that when he grows up he's going to be my boyfriend. I thought it was kinda cute until I asked him why. "Because you need one." FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 10 June 2009 13:12 / United States
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By  smchls  |  0

The 5 year old doesn't think like we do. Our minds are perverted and know what boyfriends and girlfriends do (have sex); however, the 5 year old doesn't. All he knows is that boyfriends and girlfriends love each other... And is it that wrong that a 5 yr old loves his mom? You people need some serious fucking help.

By  lovemyE8  |  0

This happened to a girl friend of mine, except the boy is 3 and he said "When I grow up I want to marry mommy." She said, "Oh, that's so sweet . . ." He says, "And I'll yell at you all the time just like Daddy." FHL

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By  jocyy96  |  0

ha

By  regalarius  |  0

YOUR five and a half year old boy? That's kinda creepy too...but hey, at least he's looking out for you?

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  lindsaylu98  |  0

its creepy her kid wants to be her boyfrien

By  genius_man16  |  0

That seems like an odd thing for a 5-year old to say.

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  lovemyE8  |  0

This happened to a girl friend of mine, except the boy is 3 and he said "When I grow up I want to marry mommy." She said, "Oh, that's so sweet . . ." He says, "And I'll yell at you all the time just like Daddy." FHL

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  anne1_fml  |  13

My cousin from the time he was 2-6 would say he was my boyfriend and when I told him he was the ring barrier in my wedding he said "but you are suppose to marry me not him" so it's not weird it's what kids do. You obviously have no young children in your family or are to much of a jerk for them to like you

By  bomdia  |  0

ok, this isn't creepy! I knew a boy who wanted to marry his mom when he grew up. Kid's don't know these kinds of things... but anyway! Cute and funny... and also sad.

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