Today, in an amphitheater, someone hit the back of my head. As I turned around, the guy apologized and said he mistook me for his friend. I changed seats, and after a while, I got hit a second time. He was wrong again. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I was walking to class, when a kid came up behind me and smacked me in the face a few times until I fell to the ground. I rolled over and he said, "Oh shit! Wrong person, my bad." FML
Today, I got punched in the face, had hair ripped out of my skull and broke a tooth on the pavement when I fell. Some guy mistook me for someone else. FML
Today, I was in the cafeteria at a table near the guy I like. He was playing around with a ball with a couple of his friends. They dropped it, and it rolled over next to my foot. When I bent down to pick it up, I smashed my head against a chair. FML
Today, I was sitting on the bus and as I'm quite short my legs were dangling. Some guy, who wasn't looking where he was going, tripped over my foot and went flying. He and everyone else on the bus glared at me like it was deliberate. The man next to me even changed seats in disgust. FML
Today, I was walking down the street, when I saw a guy in front of me trip and fall forwards, and I quickly jumped forward to steady him. Apparently he thought he was being mugged, and threw his head backwards into my face, leaving my nose a bloody mess. FML
Today, as I was sitting in my car in a mall parking lot, an old couple got into their new van and backed right into me. The man got out and in broken english decided it was no big deal. He turned to leave and tried to pat my back, but smacked my ass instead. I was hit by a car, and spanked for it. FML
Today, some guy punched me square in the face for bullying him through high school. I had no idea who he was, and he was angrily yelling for what I once did to him in teacher X's class. I never had teacher X. Then he realised we didn’t even go to the same school. Mistaken identity = my busted nose. FML
Today, I went to see my favorite band in concert. Not only did the people next to me have a loud conversation through the entire set, the guy behind me repeatedly tried to lecture me for head-butting him. Given he was a foot taller than me, I'm not even sure how that was possible. FML
Today, one of my idiot classmates decided it was a good idea to throw his water bottle across the room to his friend. Unfortunately, I was sitting in front of his friend. I now have a very noticeable bruise and bump near my temple along with a headache. Everybody laughed at me. Even the teacher. FML
Today, I ran into someone at a party I thought was a coworker and started talking to them about the company we work for. He listened to me for a bit, then said, “I think you think I’m someone else.” I apologized to this total stranger, walked away, and spent the rest of the party avoiding him. FML
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F2M2L 5
why did you change seats?
DocBastard 40
Ah, the old "Hit someone and claim you thought it was someone else" trick. He hadn't made a mistake - he just wanted to smack a bitch.
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Comments (113)
HU4L188 0
why is a guy looking for girl to hit.... unless- nevermind
pinkietuskadaro 0
shouldn't have changed seats
Jerret 6
why would you change seats? He knew where you were and wouldn't hit you twice in the same seat. YDI.
skyeyez9 25
I think these recent assaulting stranger fmls then "oops, teehee I punched the wrong person" are on purpose. They meant to hit the stranger, then claim wrong person so they can get away with it. OP, you should have kicked him in his face the second time (or even first, depending on how hard he hit). Maybe he will think twice about assaulting random people next time, if he knows they may fight back.
Jazze_fml 10
yeah i'm sorry but people need to file charges for assualt on these people. maybe then the fucktards will stop.
nomz333 5
hit him back and say you mistaken him as one of your friends
alexavb15 4
Friendly way of saying Hello , (;
green_eggs_and_h 0
I get the feeling that that was not an accident the second time. And the first time.
CallumC94_fml 11
YDI for changing seats but FYL because he was too dimwitted to realize that you were the same person wearing the same clothes.
iam_iu 0
lmfao!
chelseaaababyyy 17
i think he was messin with you lol