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By Anonymous / Sunday 4 December 2011 13:01 / United States
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I was the first post on the first comment... First appears twice in that sentence. One applies to me and the other to Xx3rdbassxX. Learn to count...

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For the incorrect use of Internet (it DOES NOT have a Z and IS NOT plural), three of your ten cookies will arrive crumbled. Thank you for your time.

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You seem awfully jealous of my success... It probably comes from the way your parents treated you. Your brother Jacob always was first. He started in football, got the girls, and naturally your parents loved him instead of you. This abuse from a young age forced you into a life of arguing with obvious trolls on fml. Sorry....

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One step two step three step, four Pillow pets pillow pets, your boyfriend adores Raping unicorns; stop with the hate Lend an arm, before the unicorns fly back to the barn! And yes, this took me ten minutes to write. :)

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From the unicorn pillow pets perspective: "I just had seexx, and it felt so good. A woman let me stick my horn inside of herr!"

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My sisters have pillow pets. they are also 4 year old. The Irving here is that you told him to stop acting like child but you own a pillowpet. O.o

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I just got my 5 yr old cousin a unicorn pillow pet 4 Christmas! How is it gonna act around her!!

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I'm 14 I have a pillow pet… but it's the lady bug one not the unicorn so I'm safe right guys? Anyway I think OP is freaking amazing for having a pillow pet I should make a club for all the cool kids who aren't like… children… that have pillow pets >.< hell my boyfriend has a pillow pet… oh dear god I hope he's not gay… WHERE AM I GOING WITH THIS?

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dammit iPhone, irony!!! not Irving. Anyway, I just cited my opinion. I think they are childish to have after a certain age. I have old stuffed animals (4) from my past that have sentimental value and that's why I keep them around and I'll admit I love playing with my little sister's barbies and stuffed animals with them, but I would never own one. I'm also 21 so that may be why. I don't see a problem with it if you're 14/16 but after that age it's a little weird.

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Really. XD my bf and I do shit like this to each other on a daily basis. Being silly just means he's comfortable with you xD

Hahaha that's cute :) you and your boyfriend are comfortable enough with each other for this stuff to happen. Not an FML

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Obviously she is NOT comfortable with it, so it IS an FML. Otherwise she wouldn't have posted it. Right? Right.

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first time i read it i imagined op's boyfriend as pedobear, especially when he said "children don't have sex like this." then he added on to the description.

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It didn't make any sense. She is bitching about his actions being "childish" yet she is the one that still keeps a stuffed animal around. Fucking hypocrites these days...

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Did anybody notice that she told hi to stop being childish yet she is the one with the unicorn pillow pet... I know alot of adults have them but if she has a childs toy around them she shouldn't say that

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Blue waffle is nothing compared to red pancake.. But for your own sake don't look it up, urban dictionary it, but no picture.

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