Intimacy: Today, I work by myself at a retail store and I was bored so...

By MissCan'tKeepAJob - 23/08/2011 16:18 - United States

Today, I work by myself at a retail store and I was bored so I called my boyfriend. I woke him up and he was feeling frisky, and as things were getting heated I started to moan and say dirty things. Until the entire rack of clothes fell over and revealed my boss hiding. He had a boner. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2011 18:20 - United States

Today, I woke up next to my boss naked. We are both women and she is married. Work should be interesting tomorrow. FML

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Today, I was really excited to fuck my boyfriend when I got home from work. When I got home, I found him excited and… fucking someone from work. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/05/2012 20:34 - Netherlands - Kerkrade

Today, I called my boyfriend during his lunch break. He started to place his order at a fast food joint, and trying to be funny, I started moaning sexily after each part of his order. I eventually realised I was on speaker when I heard snickering in the background. FML

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By Peter Steele love - 18/10/2015 00:49 - United Kingdom - Clevedon

Today, I was sexting my boss. I realised that I wasn't texting my boyfriend after I'd sent 2 nudes, and received many sexually provocative responses. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/01/2011 05:52 - United States

Today, after work, I came home to my boyfriend sleeping on the couch. Feeling romantic, I started to undo his pants. My reward was him waking up and kneeing me in the eye. FML

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By kitkat545 - 15/06/2009 23:18 - United States

Today, my husband called me from work just to chat. He asked what I had been up to today. I was feeling frisky so I told him all about how I had gotten horny, watched a porno and masturbated earlier. It wasn't until I heard the hoots and laughter that I realized he had me on speakerphone. FML

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chinosurferchick 5

Tuesday 23 August 2011 22:09

Maybe your boss will give you a raise

perdix 29

Tuesday 23 August 2011 22:10

If he tipped over the rack with his boner, you may want to trade in your boyfriend and move up to doing middle management.

Comments

VenuzzRenee 4

Thursday 25 August 2011 1:38

Your boss is a creep. -.-

charloemm 7

Thursday 25 August 2011 2:05

Okay, uhhh.... why would you even do that, man? xD Wow, man. Seriously. You're kind of an idiot. Go to a bathroom or wait until you get home.

WoahItsPaulie 0

Thursday 25 August 2011 2:23

Raise for a raise? ;)

bubo_fml 10

Thursday 25 August 2011 2:38

Don't mind your boss...He was just trying to get a handle on the clearence rack!

Damajae 0

Thursday 25 August 2011 3:22

What kind of boss are you working for?

MrDiezel 3

Thursday 25 August 2011 4:22

Time to push for that promotion..

Ashley2015 0

Thursday 25 August 2011 7:56

Your stupid for having phone sex at work! Who does that? Although it you would never think your boss would listen ew

abidude 5

Thursday 25 August 2011 8:28

And I JIZZED IN MY PANTS xD

Emilina32 7

Thursday 25 August 2011 8:30

Brb throwing up.

On_The_Radio 1

Thursday 25 August 2011 9:19

Kinky

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