By Anonymous - 29/9/2020 23:01

"I'm horny, horny horny horny"

  Today, I got incredibly horny at work. No one was in the office, so I spread out on my yoga mat and started to masturbate. All of the sudden, I heard a forklift outside. I quickly tried to hide, but I think the construction worker caught me. He’ll be working here all month. FML
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By  JudgeJoke  |  3

Who the hell masturbates at the office? Are you a functioning adult?