"I'm horny, horny horny horny"

By Anonymous - 29/09/2020 23:01

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Today, I got incredibly horny at work. No one was in the office, so I spread out on my yoga mat and started to masturbate. All of the sudden, I heard a forklift outside. I quickly tried to hide, but I think the construction worker caught me. He’ll be working here all month. FML
I agree, your life sucks 354
You deserved it 2 913

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JoanT 11

Jesus at work on a yoga mat at least go to the bathroom next time 🤦🏽‍♀️

Unless you are a porn star, you are paid to work not masterbate. Use some judgement.

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JoanT 11

Jesus at work on a yoga mat at least go to the bathroom next time 🤦🏽‍♀️

Or she could sit behind her desk.

Unless you are a porn star, you are paid to work not masterbate. Use some judgement.

Sometimes, there's down time at work where you can do other things. I wouldn't recommend masturbating at work. Chatting up secretaries is somewhat better.

Wrong when you are on the clock they OWN you. if you are done your work, do someone else's, clean, lick your bosses feet. You do whatever it is they want you to in order to make them more money. But make sure you get it done by bell or stay late to finish. /sarcasm... I agree though if you finish your shit early you did your job right relax a bit maybe tidy to make it easier for later. or you know, get your rocks off in the open like op.

Be thankful it was just a construction worker and not a coworker or supervisor

He'll probably apply for a full-time position hoping to catch you in a Downward-Facing Dog Position someday.

brenniman 10

Don't worry so much about it, worse case scenario is that you just made his day. He'll probably go home and jack it too now.

JudgeJoke 3

Who the hell masturbates at the office? Are you a functioning adult?

Probably far more people than you realize... or want to know.

Are you the exhibitionist type?

ojoRojo 27

Well that could’ve been easily avoided

It is not socially acceptable to do that in the open at work

TinScarecrow 15

It's not socially acceptable to do that *at all* at work

horsebabe86 11

You are disgusting!