By MissCan'tKeepAJob - 23/08/2011 16:18 - United States

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Today, I work by myself at a retail store and I was bored so I called my boyfriend. I woke him up and he was feeling frisky, and as things were getting heated I started to moan and say dirty things. Until the entire rack of clothes fell over and revealed my boss hiding. He had a boner. FML
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chinosurferchick 5

Maybe your boss will give you a raise

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perdix 29

If he tipped over the rack with his boner, you may want to trade in your boyfriend and move up to doing middle management.

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Garon300 0

Next time you wanna talk dirty, wait until you get home. Or at least in a place not so public.

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zuzupetalsYO 11

Haha there are so many things wrong with this scenerio. I bet you don't get fired though. Lol

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david12z 0

It's a compliment. You should have thanked him and screwed him for that compliment. Ha ha what did you say that turned mr boss on?

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shove117 0

People say you're gonna get a raise, well he already gave you one. If ya know what I'm saying .

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lebronsucks 3

Haha fired! Look at her name I wonder why.

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