Today, I wore a pair of glasses with no lenses because I thought I'd look smarter. I ended up poking myself in the eye several times, leaving it swollen. So much for making me look smarter. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got into the shower with my glasses on by mistake. I spent 5 minutes convinced that the fog in my vision was me going blind. FML
Today, I woke up thinking after wearing glasses and contacts all my life that I had miraculously been corrected to 20/20. Turns out I had just fallen asleep with my contacts in. FML
Today, I inadvertently gave passers by the middle finger as I tried to stop my glasses from sliding off my face. FML
Today, I went to the eye doctor. For the past three days every time I wear my glasses I become nauseous, get migraines, and have that "fish-eye view" where everything is rounded. Turns out they placed my lenses on the wrong sides. FML
Today, I was attempting to tame my bushy eyebrows, since I'm starting a new job in a few days and need to look somewhat presentable, when I poked myself in the eye. Hard. I thought I’d blinded myself for a few moments. Now it’s just red, sore and watery. FML
Today, I did something clever at work and I was telling one of the other girls about it. I said "Just using my noodle" and went to tap my temple but instead I jabbed myself in the eye. FML
Today, I spent almost 10 minutes cleaning my glasses because everything looked blurry. The problem wasn't my glasses. I was actually wearing my sister's, who apparently got almost the same frames as mine. FML
Today, I went to get a facial. I forgot my contact case so I put them into paper cup. My beautician thought it was leftover water from someone else, and threw my only pair of vision aid away. I scuttled home half blind. FML
Today, my dad asked to borrow my glasses to look for his glasses. He then took them off because they were extremely tight on his head, and gave them back to me. Then he turned around and walked into a wall. I sure hope my eyes don't get that bad, although they probably will by the time I'm 40. FML
Today, I got myself a cool pair of colored contacts. I was wearing them while at home, so that I'll get used to them. Then I had to go to a job interview. I forgot to take them out. I went to a job interview with zebra-print eyes. FML
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pnckswthsrp 0
How do wearing lens-less glasses make you look in any way smarter? :P
JP101 0
The key to looking smarter is to be smarter. instead of wearing fake glasses, try actually studying and reading. Then you'll look smarter. Wearing fake glasses with the lenses out will just make you look too poor to get real glasses. Moron.
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Comments (166)
blazingman311 1
Surely people would notice that there's no lenses in the glasses and just think you're a fag
Ducati45 0
look at this ******* hipster fml :)
Broeman 0
People would just think that you are an insecure, desperate social retard when they realize that your glasses have no lenses. Also, how would these make you look smarter?
perdix 31
I have to agree with the OP that wearing glasses does make you look smarter *cough* Sarah Palin *cough than you actually are. However, once people see that they have no lenses in them, not only will they think you are dumber than you actually are, but that you are an insecure, lying freak for trying to deceive them with such a stupid prop.
marc_with_a_c 3
Wow you're an idiot if you poke yourself in the eyes with those.. you meant you poked yourself with the thing that goes on your ear, right? not through the hole with your finger? Either way you're an idiot, if you're going to wear glasses for style, at least ask to have plastic lens installed in it with no strength, that way you won't look like a retard, cause people can see that the glasses don't have a lens in it..
me199 0
All the black people at my school do that and it looks so stupid. they wear the huge black plastic ones.
little_otter 0
haha black people are dumb.
Kervik 0
Yes, because how smart you are depends on what clothes you wear. Anyway, lensless glasses look really stupid. 3 fails?
rlet 1
you totally deserve that because the frame with no lenses doesn't make you look smart it just makes you look STUPID!!!
Malinkrot 3
you should do Roxycodone to take the pain away
CheeseHater 23
Oh, you are such a stupid little retard, haha... Why would it make you any smarter in the first place?