Today, I wore a pair of glasses with no lenses because I thought I'd look smarter. I ended up poking myself in the eye several times, leaving it swollen. So much for making me look smarter. FML
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Today, I got into the shower with my glasses on by mistake. I spent 5 minutes convinced that the fog in my vision was me going blind. FML
Today, I woke up thinking after wearing glasses and contacts all my life that I had miraculously been corrected to 20/20. Turns out I had just fallen asleep with my contacts in. FML
Today, I inadvertently gave passers by the middle finger as I tried to stop my glasses from sliding off my face. FML
Today, I went to the eye doctor. For the past three days every time I wear my glasses I become nauseous, get migraines, and have that "fish-eye view" where everything is rounded. Turns out they placed my lenses on the wrong sides. FML
Today, I was attempting to tame my bushy eyebrows, since I'm starting a new job in a few days and need to look somewhat presentable, when I poked myself in the eye. Hard. I thought I’d blinded myself for a few moments. Now it’s just red, sore and watery. FML
Today, I did something clever at work and I was telling one of the other girls about it. I said "Just using my noodle" and went to tap my temple but instead I jabbed myself in the eye. FML
Today, I spent almost 10 minutes cleaning my glasses because everything looked blurry. The problem wasn't my glasses. I was actually wearing my sister's, who apparently got almost the same frames as mine. FML
Today, I went to get a facial. I forgot my contact case so I put them into paper cup. My beautician thought it was leftover water from someone else, and threw my only pair of vision aid away. I scuttled home half blind. FML
Today, my dad asked to borrow my glasses to look for his glasses. He then took them off because they were extremely tight on his head, and gave them back to me. Then he turned around and walked into a wall. I sure hope my eyes don't get that bad, although they probably will by the time I'm 40. FML
Today, I got myself a cool pair of colored contacts. I was wearing them while at home, so that I'll get used to them. Then I had to go to a job interview. I forgot to take them out. I went to a job interview with zebra-print eyes. FML
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pnckswthsrp 0
How do wearing lens-less glasses make you look in any way smarter? :P
JP101 0
The key to looking smarter is to be smarter. instead of wearing fake glasses, try actually studying and reading. Then you'll look smarter. Wearing fake glasses with the lenses out will just make you look too poor to get real glasses. Moron.
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Comments (166)
jh012 0
op, could you BE any more pretentious? people like you need to get their ass kicked. idiot.
I_am_stupid_also 6
Do your lens-less glasses have a protective nose cover and eyebrow shield?
me5 0
Well now you are smarter if u learned the lesson
CyclonePsycho 1
Really, OP? Are you kidding me? Do you know how much I'd give to not be almost helpless if I lose my glasses? To be able to see more than a foot from my face? You really don't understand how blessed you are if you think having glasses makes you look 'smarter.' Be thankful for what you do have.
CyclonePsycho 1
Reply @ 41: Please tell me you're kidding me.
beyoh 0
Haha, you wanker! Do you know how much I would like not to wear glasses/contacts?! People who wear fake glasses are just arty-farty scene kids. And at least make the effort to wear plain glass, coz it's so easy to tell if they're empty frames... NO REFLECTION. If I saw someone wearing glassless glasses... I'd poke em in the eye myself! Nah, not really - I'd openly laugh and call them a poser, though.
freackles94 0
wow you are such a retard.
freackles94 0
but i have to say i love stupid people like you cause otherwise id have nothing to laugh about and id be so bored.
farmakakis 0
Jesus guys! It's FML! Stop bagging me out, I'm a mindless 12 year old with the maturity of a six year old. Stop being so uptight, relax and just laugh like the rest of us do. No need to be skeptical and rude, because honestly your not cool or funny. By the way, Im not blonde Im a straight A student. So suck it,and for all those angry haters of my FML post, DEAL WITH IT! MY FML GOT POSTED AND YOURS DIDN'T! :p
Stotan1228 0
Yeah, you're pretty stupid. Next time try wearing a helmet.
EatMyCrayonz 0
I agree, its just a website people take things far too seriously online, if you don't like it **** off!
Starfire22 5
Then don't post on fml dummy! If you don't want people to make fun of you, then DON'T POST IT!!!
name2notforget 0
Ok even though you're 12 please please please never reproduce. It will help the world out so incredibly much. Thank you.
bridgetoparadise 0
Hi. Can you please, please explain to me how wearing glasses without the lenses caused you to poke yourself in the eye repeatedly? I cannot make sense of it. Give me a play-by-play of it if you have to. I really must know, or it will keep me up at night
farmakakis 0
Love to see how much action your getting name2notforget. As we say over in my town you just got OWNED
Stotan1228 0
now your defense is just pathetic. if you're gettin laid and you're 12, well **** that's just wrong kid. someone call the cops.
Cheerbaby016 0
Howw would that make you look smarter?!?!?! hahahaha okay harry potter