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"Choose wisely" - that line always reminds me of Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade. Because this happens when you choose poorly: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DGFuHC75aY
I wish that manager had more respect for his dancers. They are likely the sole reason why most customers show up. Those girls work HARD for that cash. Grats on the win.
$200 bucks, awesome. I think a lotta money been through dirty places, so unless you don't wash your hands or Lick the money, you should be fine MMMMM
You can always wash money, it's mostly made out of cotton. I wouldn't dry it though...
#51 is right. Not everyone keeps their money very clean or even cares if it's clean.
What a HORRIBLE whiney jerk you are! Complaining that you won money and had to "choose carefully" because it had been slid down a strippers crack. Guess what--your money, you cash, has been in some NASTY places. VERY nasty places and until today, you didn't think about it. What a jerk. The only redeeming quality would have been this, "...slid through a stripper's butt crack. After I walked out of the club, I was mugged by a drag queen who been on stage earlier." That would have made it an FYL. F YOU buddy. F YOU.
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you got the 200 dollars and most money goes through much grosser stuff anyway, without you knowing deal with it, and take it like a a mature human being! [i couldn't say man because i didnt know if you are a man]
so, you go to a strip club, looking at the strippers, giving them money, but when they try giving you money you think its gross? maybe you should give it to them in envolopes next time :)