Love: Today, I asked my ex-boyfriend how things were going since our...

By poop - 06/02/2011 18:26 - United States

Today, I asked my ex-boyfriend how things were going since our breakup. We broke up because he admitted he was questioning his sexuality, and wanted to play for the other team. He took the conversation as an opportunity to talk about his new, amazing girlfriend. FML

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By fml333 - 21/12/2009 19:26 - Saudi Arabia

Today, I was hanging out with my ex's new girlfriend. I found out he was dating us both at the same time and was comparing between us. That is why he broke up with me two years ago and is still with her ever since. FML

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By Anonyme - 13/11/2008 02:46 - France

Today, I'm still in love with my ex-boyfriend, who is going out with someone else now. At least I now know that he's gay. FML

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You deserved it 4 360

By Miki - 16/12/2012 23:57 - United States - Kenner

Today, after several years spent hung up on my ex, I was finally moving on. I was on a date with my new boyfriend when my ex walked past us. He broke down crying, got on his knees, and begged me to come back. FML

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By Anon - 03/10/2009 11:43 - Australia

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I found out he was seeing someone behind my back: my ex-boyfriend. FML

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By Alisha-_- - 23/11/2018 03:00

Today, I found out that the love of my life had been pleasuring himself to pictures of my ex-boyfriends. Yes, he's bisexual. He says it's ok because I'm dating him now. Great. FML

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You deserved it 441

By H4rd_Man - 01/11/2009 19:02 - United Kingdom

Today, I came back home to meet people before going away to university, including my ex and her new boyfriend. We broke up about two months ago and there were no bad feelings between us, so I decided to have a chat with them. I asked "How long have you been going out?" He replied "Seven months." FML

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By Anonymous - 21/02/2016 19:02 - United States - North Scituate

Today, I found a picture of my ex with a new boyfriend. This wouldn't be so bad if she didn't break up with me because she was lesbian. FML

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By biwhat - 08/03/2014 09:23 - Australia - Bassendean

Today, I told my boyfriend that I'm bisexual. He dumped me because apparently now there is "too much competition". FML

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You deserved it 14 022

By Anonymous - 28/09/2010 20:42 - United States

Today, my ex-boyfriend asked how long he'd have to wait until he could ask out my best friend. We broke up yesterday. FML

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You deserved it 3 226

By Anonymous - 16/09/2009 04:24 - United States

Today, I was having an after work-out dinner with my ex-girlfriend and we were having a great time, catching up, eating good food, all the good things. Then when I got home, I realized I just talked to my ex-girlfriend for an hour and a half about how much better her new boyfriend is than me. FML

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desicions888 0

Sunday 6 February 2011 22:10

damn. you shud tell his new gf that he's gay

sourgirl101 28

Sunday 6 February 2011 22:30

Maybe his new girlfriend has a penis! OP, it seems that you broke things off on good terms, which is rare. Be happy you're single and find someone that wants to be with you!(:

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desicions888 0

Sunday 6 February 2011 22:10

damn. you shud tell his new gf that he's gay

Privations_fml 3

Sunday 6 February 2011 22:16

LOL she should. Who knows how that will turn out.

DjeePee 24

Sunday 6 February 2011 22:18

Pff, why lies? The truth is already very painful. Tell his new girlfriend that he's questioning his sexuality.

I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Sunday 6 February 2011 23:17

Who said he was hiding it? And op, your ex has moved on; you should too. Who cares if he's found love with a walrus, the point is you two are no longer together!

ImaginaryFoe 0

Sunday 6 February 2011 23:24

That'd be about the same as telling his new gf she's a bitter ex. It's none of OP's business what his sexuality is or isn't. Leave the new gf alone and accept that, whatever the reason, the relationship is over.

MrBond007_fml 6

Sunday 6 February 2011 23:52

gay is just a term created by guys to get rid of girls they don't want

derpherp 0

Monday 7 February 2011 0:01

Well, all these comments are kinda, dumb. Girlfriend can be used to specify one of the gay males in the relationship. Not just heterosexuality

newjerseyguy 0

Monday 7 February 2011 2:23

tell you used a strap-on on him everytime you had sex

ImaginaryFoe 0

Monday 7 February 2011 2:39

I admit I don't know every gay male in existence but none of the many that I do know refer to their SOs as "girlfriend". Besides, he described the gf to the OP and I doubt she would've posted the FML if he was dating a male as she'd anticipated he would.

j_agony 0

Monday 7 February 2011 9:44

agreed. obviously she was doing something wrong if he had to question his sexuality with her... but found someone else he thinks is amazing enough to straighten up his questioning...

ajruok 8

Sunday 6 February 2011 22:10

Well guys, I ********** to Rattata pictures nightly. That is all.

DocBastard 38

Sunday 6 February 2011 23:43

Let this be a lesson to you. Maybe someday you'll learn that masturbating will make you go blind and give you hairy palms and make you look like a complete idiot on FML.

KingDingALing 9

Monday 7 February 2011 0:16

Do you ********** to Precious pictures also? Sounds like you do, you sick ****.

dudeitsdanny 9

Monday 7 February 2011 0:19

I only ********** to Joey's rattata. I like quality ones, and he's in the top percentage of rattatas.

DudeImBetter 0

Monday 7 February 2011 0:45

I ********** to ratatat music all the time, especially their music video cherry.

ceepevoy 0

Monday 7 February 2011 8:38

haha, precious in other words, the black pilsbury dough girl.

PenguinToucher 0

Monday 7 February 2011 15:33

Rattata... As in the Pokémon?

SUEHIM 0

Monday 7 February 2011 15:42

shit I thought I was the only 1

stevenmx86 7

Sunday 6 February 2011 22:13

What did you expect? He said questioning not definitely switching and you basically asked about his current partner..

Zmeilerr 22

Sunday 6 February 2011 22:14

Because we REALLY wanted to know that...

TheDrop 0

Monday 7 February 2011 8:31

seriously. some people post some really bad and boring fmls. that was probably OPs probably, she was boring and a bad girlfriend

SchiTzenGiglez 0

Monday 7 February 2011 10:39

out of all the fmls that suck monkey nuts, u bitch about this one?

teentee401 36

Sunday 15 June 2014 22:52

If you don't want to read stories about people lives you are on the wrong app/website.

Zmeilerr 22

Sunday 6 February 2011 22:14

Because we REALLY wanted to know that...

Zmeilerr 22

Sunday 6 February 2011 22:14

Because we REALLY wanted to know that...

sourgirl101 28

Sunday 6 February 2011 22:30

Maybe his new girlfriend has a penis! OP, it seems that you broke things off on good terms, which is rare. Be happy you're single and find someone that wants to be with you!(:

SchiTzenGiglez 0

Monday 7 February 2011 9:48

word

Djosef_fml 0

Thursday 10 February 2011 23:09

Bird.

Lisa89 3

Sunday 6 February 2011 22:32

His reason for breaking up with you is perfectly legitimate and just because he is questioning his sexuality doesn't mean he's never allowed to date a girl ever. I put FYL, because it must really feel sucky, but he didn't really do anything that wrong.