By greenhide8 - 28/05/2011 05:27 - United States

Today, I was playing at a bingo hall, when I got a bingo for $50. I got so excited that I accidentally yelled, "Holy fuck!" They kicked me out. I didn't get the money. FML
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AScic1 3

You're a swearing, iPhone using elderly person?

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tpike1296 11

Well, you'll need a holy **** to feel better after this.

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AScic1 3

You're a swearing, iPhone using elderly person?

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Tuesdaythe10th 11

HOLY **** ! That's mildly humorous.

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NeatNit 32

What makes you think 'iPhone-using'?

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ChiddyBANGr 13

LOOOL! holy ****, that's epic :')

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iSitt 0

I was at bingo once. bored me to insanity.

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IscoreOnU 19

Hahahahahaha I agree this ones awesome!

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tpike1296 11

Well, you'll need a holy **** to feel better after this.

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california283 6

was he kicked out for swearing or because he got "excited"

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unvmesucka 0

Yelling that infront of all those other people and causing a scene in a bingo hall is worth more than $50 dollars anyway. Lol

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Carpy 8

Was it a church bingo night or something? Only uptight church people with sticks up their asses would get so easily offended by a stupid word.

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MusicLover369 4

oh haha very funny. NOT!!!!! stop being such a dick to people with religions.

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lakeybalboa 0

lol church lovers

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bluegoldfish 7

not really, lots of people get offended by swearing. and the whole "it's just a word, how can it hurt you?" argument is ridiculous, try applying that logic to phrases like "i'm pregnant", "i'm leaving you for my ex", "you're adopted", or even "i love you" and see how far you get. so yes, lots of people other than religious fanatics are bothered by swearing for reasons other than its religious significance. and before the religion argument gets out of hand, everyone is entitled to their own beliefs EVEN IF you happen not to agree with some of them. and while religious fanatics are irritating, and the ones who expect that everyone should be of their faith and refuse to respect others' right to an opinion are even more so, there's nothing more annoying than a condescending atheist who thinks religion is for idiots and anyone who disagrees with him/her is stupid.

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iluvhobos 5

I agree #9. because it is JUST A WORD. It is the person's problem if they take offense to it.

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lilmisslovely13 15

73 did you really not see what 66 wrote?

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iluvhobos 5

83, yes, and I don't give a shit. On a level, that person is right, however, I still believe words are words, and people need to relax about them because that is how the world is-swears, offensive derogatory terms, they're all over the place, and people (especially those over 21/18 depending on the place) should not be offended by someone yelling the word '****' in shock and excitement.

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monzach 5

people don't get offended by words, they get offended by it's meaning, and furthermore it's disrespectful to swear anywhere in public regardless if it's a church or not

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bluegoldfish 7

ugh 83 i know its like nobody even TRIES to read anymore. and then she tried to backpedal by saying she disagreed, ah i dont know, why do i even bother????????

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Bontoi 2

#66 You are my hero.

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sourgirl101 28

I bet 2nd place was happy you have a potty mouth.(:

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tnlander 20

Seriously, Bingo? Were you visiting your grandmother at the home or was it part of some court ordered community service?

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Rainbow_dumpster 28

13, haven't you forgot that you can win REAL money when you play BINGO? I used to play bingo and won $500 easy. BINGO is not just for the elderly, it's for EVERYONE who wants to play and win cash.

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