Everything is clean

By Anonymous - 17/01/2020 18:00

Today, I went to the bank to deposit the cash I made waiting tables. While the teller was counting, I apologized for having so many small bills and she said "It's OK honey, I helped another one of your kind just the other day. You're lucky we take your dirty money." She thought I was a stripper. FML
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jbuckets_404 38
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Next time at said bank, I'd inform the mgr. of said remark.

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Courtney McCracken 10
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I hope you reported her.

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RichardPencil 30
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Your money is not dirty -- it's moist.

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jbuckets_404 38
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Next time at said bank, I'd inform the mgr. of said remark.

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Courtney McCracken 10
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I hope you reported her.

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ajh1800 25
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Maybe just use the ATM next time?

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katydid91 31

You can't deposit cash at an ATM.

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timinator5000 28
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Stand alone atm no. Ones at the bank? I do all the time! Hate dealing with people when it's just quicker to do it myself.

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Bendegit 4
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You may not be able to deposit coins at an ATM, but what small town bank do you use that doesn't accept cash deposits in their ATMs?

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sarkycow 25
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You can deposit cash into an atm in America. It's been a few years since I was last home but last time I was home in Scotland you could only take money out and that's it.

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Ashamed_Sister 60
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So far the oldest repost I've seen on this site, from 1/9/2009.

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RebeccaMcQ 15
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100% did not happen

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loopylaura88 17
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Yeah I work in a bank and people don't say this. if they did by chance you need to call the manager and report them

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icecreamisrad 13
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Dirty money? Stripper money is just as dirty as the rest of the worlds🙄I love telling them I’m a stripper (which I am) and watching their face...it’s ok Karen...you can judge me for the 3000 I made in dollars this weekend while you wait for your next paycheck😉

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Xatunakamm Jay 5
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Oh my God I’m dead Lmaoooo

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