By - 17/1/2020 18:00

Everything is clean

Today, I went to the bank to deposit the cash I made waiting tables. While the teller was counting, I apologized for having so many small bills and she said "It's OK honey, I helped another one of your kind just the other day. You're lucky we take your dirty money." She thought I was a stripper. FML

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By jbuckets_404 | 38

#7874976 - Friday 17 January 2020 18:21

Next time at said bank, I'd inform the mgr. of said remark.

By Courtney McCracken | 10

#7874979 - Friday 17 January 2020 18:28

I hope you reported her.

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By RichardPencil | 27

#7874972 - Friday 17 January 2020 18:02

Your money is not dirty -- it's moist.

By jbuckets_404 | 38

#7874976 - Friday 17 January 2020 18:21

Next time at said bank, I'd inform the mgr. of said remark.

By Courtney McCracken | 10

#7874979 - Friday 17 January 2020 18:28

I hope you reported her.

By ajh1800 | 25

#7874982 - Friday 17 January 2020 18:41

Maybe just use the ATM next time?

katydid91 | 29

#7875077 - Saturday 18 January 2020 4:14

You can't deposit cash at an ATM.

Bendegit | 4

#7875083 - Saturday 18 January 2020 5:52

You may not be able to deposit coins at an ATM, but what small town bank do you use that doesn't accept cash deposits in their ATMs?

sarkycow | 24

#7875545 - Monday 20 January 2020 12:03

You can deposit cash into an atm in America. It's been a few years since I was last home but last time I was home in Scotland you could only take money out and that's it.

By thefmlman2011 | 31

#7875005 - Friday 17 January 2020 20:05

Repost.

Ashamed_Sister | 60

#7875009 - Friday 17 January 2020 20:28

So far the oldest repost I've seen on this site, from 1/9/2009.

By KaD6 | 23

#7875037 - Friday 17 January 2020 23:32

Even if you were a stripper she had no business commenting like that. I'd talk to a manager.

By RebeccaMcQ | 14

#7875049 - Saturday 18 January 2020 1:21

100% did not happen

By loopylaura88 | 15

#7875050 - Saturday 18 January 2020 1:23

Yeah I work in a bank and people don't say this. if they did by chance you need to call the manager and report them

By icecreamisrad | 10

#7875187 - Saturday 18 January 2020 16:08

Dirty money? Stripper money is just as dirty as the rest of the worlds🙄I love telling them I’m a stripper (which I am) and watching their face...it’s ok Karen...you can judge me for the 3000 I made in dollars this weekend while you wait for your next paycheck😉

Xatunakamm Jay | 5

#7876189 - Wednesday 22 January 2020 20:19

Oh my God I’m dead Lmaoooo