Health: Today, I woke up with extreme stomach pains. After being rushed...

By fulloshit - 28/11/2010 02:17 - United States

Today, I woke up with extreme stomach pains. After being rushed to the hospital and having numerous tests performed, I was told my intestines were over-stretched with stool. I'm essentially so full of shit it hurts. FML

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By romoangel - 21/04/2020 05:00

Today, I felt a very sharp pain, like my appendix was going to burst. After going to the doctor, I was rushed to the hospital to get tests done. The doctors later told me there's nothing wrong, I was just constipated. I went to the hospital for them to basically tell me I'm full of shit. FML

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By blehh - 14/04/2009 20:40 - United States

Today, I had horrible pains in my stomach area so I went to the doctors. They couldn't find anything wrong and sent me to the Emergency Room for X-rays. After spending the entire day in the hospital, they tell me I'm slightly constipated. I had to pay $400 to find out I had to take a shit. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/04/2015 15:42 - Belgium

Today, what started with me forcing a shit a little too hard ended up with me being rushed to the hospital with appendicitis. FML

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I've known for ages

By Crap - 28/01/2010 05:01 - United States

Today, I went to the doctor for horrible stomach pains. He said I had an abnormal amount of stool in me, and that I'd need to flush it out. I called my mom and told her what happened, to which she responded, "I always knew you were full of shit, I didn't need a doctor to tell me that." FML

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Do not attempt this at home

By Poopy - 02/06/2026 12:00 - United States - Seattle

Today, I was constipated and so desperate to go that I ate an entire box of laxatives. Now I'm in the hospital on a saline drip for dehydration and malnutrition, in addition to getting a massive enema and having the most agonizing shit of my life. FML

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Pain in the ass

By Anonymous - 18/06/2021 04:01 - United States - Greenville

Today, I awoke to an excruciating pain in my back from sleeping in the same position all night. I can't wipe my own ass. I've already gone to shit twice. FML

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Man up

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Santa Barbara

Today, I woke up with horrible pain in my gut. It got worse and worse, and I started vomiting from the pain. My mom said it was the flu and that I needed to "man up." It turned out to be appendicitis, and I'm now typing this from my hospital bed. FML

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Put the booze down

By Anonymous - 13/08/2020 14:01

Today, I shat myself in front of my girlfriend's family, after drinking too much the previous night and waking up with major stomach problems. FML

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Medical malpractice

By Anonymous - 02/11/2024 09:00 - Canada - Saskatoon

Today, I went to the hospital for severe abdominal pain and nausea. I sat in the waiting room for six hours, just to be told, “We don’t know what’s wrong with you. Try taking Gravol and Tylenol and maybe lay off the fatty foods.” I feel like shit. FML

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Make it stop!

By Anonymous - 22/11/2009 04:12 - United States

Today, I got diagnosed with stomach ulcers. They are very painful, and I have been throwing up blood. On my latest trip to the toilet, I was heaving and the pain was making me beat the floor with my fist, the toilet lid decided to come crashing down on my head, giving me a minor concussion. FML

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redbeater 5

Sunday 28 November 2010 9:24

aww shit.

SamSayzRAWRZ 0

Sunday 28 November 2010 9:28

I shouldn't be laughing, but I am.

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evil_toad 0

Tuesday 18 January 2011 2:43

what a load of shit

Ikz_Hustler 9

Friday 25 February 2011 11:19

OMG... FYL thats shyt

angrynegro7 16

Friday 4 March 2011 18:46

There's a saying: "It's better to feel like shit than to be full of shit". In your case, you're so full of it that you feel like it.

jamielap 0

Wednesday 6 April 2011 3:54

my mom had that!

TexasDolly 0

Saturday 16 April 2011 5:50

Theres a limit to how much you SHOULD eat :p FYL

myndilou 3

Friday 27 May 2011 6:13

I'm sorry that this has happened to u butt the way u put it was pretty funny....

Danny0D 5

Wednesday 13 July 2011 4:00

same thing happened to me but with gas

tobabo101 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 16:33

omg I've had/have this problem !! it was funny though because my doctor actually said you're full of shit ... lol fl feel better , take some Movicol or normacol it does wonders :)

poohappens26 0

Tuesday 1 May 2012 19:58

Fyl I know someone that happened too and omg I felt sooo bad for her.. She said it was very painful.

boo131 0

Friday 8 June 2012 15:59

That happened to me in the middl of school I went home sick and then took a HUGE crap and I was all better but seriously FYL I know how bad it hurts I could barely walk