FML : Today, my 5 year old brother wanted to look through my phone. I know he can't read so I gave it to him. He was, however, able to get at my "private" photo...

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Today, my 5 year old brother wanted to look through my phone. I know he can't read so I gave it to him. He was, however, able to get at my "private" photo album. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By lebowski / Sunday 28 November 2010 01:57 / United States

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By bamagrl410 | 31

#1762773 - Sunday 28 November 2010 9:24

YDI for having that type of album on your phone for people to get hold of.

By SamSayzRAWRZ | 0

#1762913 - Sunday 28 November 2010 9:41

why do people *insist* on taking naked photos of themselves?

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By bamagrl410 | 31

#1762773 - Sunday 28 November 2010 9:24

YDI for having that type of album on your phone for people to get hold of.

TheRealFamilyGuy | 5

#1762883 - Sunday 28 November 2010 9:36

now he just needs to learn how to MMS and iv hit the jackpot!

Draminicaus | 0

#1762974 - Sunday 28 November 2010 9:55

Put the password protect on your photo app. Oh wait, you gotta jailbreak before you can do that. :P Disregard.

SamSayzRAWRZ | 0

#1763012 - Sunday 28 November 2010 10:05

haha ^

I_iz_B_a_troll | 23

#1763029 - Sunday 28 November 2010 10:08

Ydi ορ. email me those pictures and I'll make sure they're safe! *wink wink*

ᎠᏌᎠᏋ ᏩᏌᎩᎦ ᏞᎤᎤᏦ ᎪᎢ ᎢᏥᎥᎦ ᎦᏌᏡᏋᎡ ᏣᎤᎤᏞ ᏔᎡᏆᎢᏆNᏀ!!!! ᎩᎪᏝᏝ ᎪᎡᏋ ᎦᎤᎤᎤ ᏠᏋᎪᏞᎤᏌᎦᎦ!!!!

Tessa39 | 0

#1763203 - Sunday 28 November 2010 10:59

or just get a photo vault that saves photos in a completely different area.

desigirl2010 | 0

#1763206 - Sunday 28 November 2010 11:00

17 - not anymore - there's an app for that now!

LosAngelesSon | 8

#1763299 - Sunday 28 November 2010 11:20

It's called private photo app by David Earnest. Get it.

icecreamdriveby | 5

#1763744 - Sunday 28 November 2010 14:04

#26, "dude guys"?

Shaebug12 | 0

#1763884 - Sunday 28 November 2010 14:54

57- stfu and 26- I am jealous!

mitri_fml | 3

#1763924 - Sunday 28 November 2010 15:04

I'm jealous of 26's poor grammar."dude guys"

nocanhaz | 4

#1764059 - Sunday 28 November 2010 15:34

How did 26 do that?
F***en Internet genies.

attatood | 7

#1764417 - Sunday 28 November 2010 17:22

¡sıɥʇ sɐ looɔ sɐ ʇsoɯlɐ s,ʇI

attatood | 7

#1764842 - Sunday 28 November 2010 20:05

so, ummm... how does upside-down text not comply with the rules??

Sirin_fml | 46

#1764874 - Sunday 28 November 2010 20:15

It's an annoyance to the other commenters.

cowboys277 | 1

#1765498 - Sunday 28 November 2010 20:25

go brewers

jawman | 0

#2161054 - Tuesday 8 March 2011 6:32

17-u just expect that it's an iphone

hunt3009 | 16

#5926336 - Saturday 26 April 2014 8:09

You can of course get apps that store your photos and password protect them, which sounds like a good idea in your case.

fireheart1029 | 10

#6665489 - Friday 5 August 2016 5:20

Not on Android

By SamSayzRAWRZ | 0

#1762781 - Sunday 28 November 2010 9:24

YDI for having those pictures. Nothing is private!!!

EffinAhole | 0

#1763308 - Sunday 28 November 2010 11:30

YDI for giving a child a phone with pornographic pics on it. He may not be able to read but those little guys can navigate through electronics like a mother fucker!

12596 | 0

#1765516 - Sunday 28 November 2010 20:56

5 yr olds can't read

TheIrishJaneDoe | 8

#1765666 - Sunday 28 November 2010 22:15

Speak for yourself, 78. By that age, I'd already been reading for nearly half my life.

By wwerulez14 | 6

#1762793 - Sunday 28 November 2010 9:26

Hey OP, pun intended?

tummalon | 0

#1763103 - Sunday 28 November 2010 10:28

That makes me wonder...hmmm...

aadk | 0

#1763287 - Sunday 28 November 2010 11:17

sorry if I'm slow but where's the pun in the post? help me out please haha

timtamslam | 19

#1763395 - Sunday 28 November 2010 12:13

i can't see a pun either! :/

Serec | 0

#1763422 - Sunday 28 November 2010 12:25

Ooh I see it.

"Private"

Haha.

wwerulez14 | 6

#1765583 - Sunday 28 November 2010 21:23

OP's brother found her (I'm assuming OP is female) "private" pictures, which obviously involve OP's "private" parts.

Got it?

By jakegryan | 0

#1762806 - Sunday 28 November 2010 9:27

mommy why is daddy kissing you in there?

deannoz | 0

#1762949 - Sunday 28 November 2010 9:50

^ This >;{D

Ooh , a moustache.

jakegryan | 0

#1762970 - Sunday 28 November 2010 9:55

what was that about haha i dont have a moustache

AthinaMarie | 0

#1763133 - Sunday 28 November 2010 10:39

Haha gooood ooone.

jakegryan | 0

#1763325 - Sunday 28 November 2010 11:38

hmmm?

carcinogan | 0

#1763504 - Sunday 28 November 2010 12:44

they are jealous of the USMC status bro oorah

TheIrishJaneDoe | 8

#1765680 - Sunday 28 November 2010 22:19

If the kid found that on OP's phone, OP's got bigger issues to work through.

im_the_smoshiest | 0

#3890376 - Monday 16 January 2012 3:13

Incest? She said her brother LOL not son

By Freeze_fml | 16

#1762808 - Sunday 28 November 2010 9:27

You were aware that he couldn't read. What did you think he was going to do?

By persianjr | 15

#1762813 - Sunday 28 November 2010 9:28

first
haha I personally hate it when people
say first but I can't help myself 

Freeze_fml | 16

#1762825 - Sunday 28 November 2010 9:29

Nice speech. You fail.

Tikwichka | 5

#1762898 - Sunday 28 November 2010 9:39

It's the ones that never learn that bother me. *sigh*

oarisimo | 4

#1763001 - Sunday 28 November 2010 10:01

you're not even first, dummy.

By sam455_fml | 0

#1762837 - Sunday 28 November 2010 9:30

ydi for keeping a private photo album on your phone where anybody can see it

By scottovious | 0

#1762865 - Sunday 28 November 2010 9:33

my kids play with my phone all the time. we keep the "good" pictures elsewhere.

By SamSayzRAWRZ | 0

#1762913 - Sunday 28 November 2010 9:41

why do people *insist* on taking naked photos of themselves?

Tikwichka | 5

#1762977 - Sunday 28 November 2010 9:56

It is almost as incomprehensible as those who *insist* on taking photos of themselves in the bathroom.

Beagle91196 | 0

#1762997 - Sunday 28 November 2010 10:01

hahaha win^^^

Freeze_fml | 16

#1763009 - Sunday 28 November 2010 10:05

Nice bathroom picture.

Gloritank | 8

#1763337 - Sunday 28 November 2010 11:45

Idiots do it to get people they just met to like them. people in long term relationships do it cause it spices shit up every now and again.

junkboy | 4

#1764631 - Sunday 28 November 2010 18:56

Freeze... You're losing your touch...

Tweetyy_fml | 0

#1765729 - Sunday 28 November 2010 22:47

Welllll cuz cerrrrtainnn people find mehh sexyy((; especially withouttt clothes !

phirestarter | 0

#1766178 - Monday 29 November 2010 1:56

because naked photos are fun XD

By YouMentalFreaks | 3

#1762915 - Sunday 28 November 2010 9:41

YDI Op. Sorry, but seriously, keep your private pictures elsewhere. You should've remembered they were on there.

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