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  wlddog  |  14

I can just see it now. A young couple are walking through a furniture store and are dreaming about their future together. Suddenly they find they have wandered into the couch section and no one is around. Like any closet exhibitionist, they get excited about the idea of possibly getting caught together.
She gives him a wink and a budge and the guy instantly throws his shirt across the store.
She blushes as she finds a good couch in the corner and the guy is still fighting to get his pants off.
Naked, he jumps from couch to couch to tackle the love of his life. Like any good performer he takes extra strides to show off, and that is when the mistake happens.
Tripping on the overly fluffy arm rest, his traction is lost and he comes crashing down. His bloody nose gets on half the couch and his love screams at the thought of the broken man before her. In a panic they rush after his clothes and streak out the back of the store.

The sales rep that had been innocently been taking her break in the room was still in shock. She burst out laughing and due to her weak bladder she accidentally pee'd a little as she struggled to breath.

The couch she sat on was later sold and no one noticed the stain.

And now you know,,,, The REST of the story.

  bluehero  |  17

Yeah after I thought about it for a while I kind of found out what It could've possibly meant. I apologized for my own stupidity and inability to get porn related jokes lol

By  SamanthaCassieL  |  10

That's a bit gross... I would definitely call the company back ASAP and explain it to them. The sooner you do it the better... That way they can't say you did something about it. And if its a reputable company then they will replace it.

By  Jaxx66  |  21

That's absolutely disgusting! At least your son was around to point it out, now you can grab your phone and work on getting an actual new couch!

When mine was delivered, they had to take it out of the plastic, and new suede smells divine! All materials have a 'new' smell. :) keep your nose alert for it! There is a huge difference between the sprays that smell new and actual new. Most times you can smell the propellant used to get the smell from the can.