By Lifeless - 01/06/2011 07:39 - United States

Today, I got into a staring contest with my dog. I actually cheered when I won. FML
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It could have been worse, you could have lost and cried...

I'll bet you cheated and blew into his nose to make him blink.

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It could have been worse, you could have lost and cried...

I don't get why this is a FML... You fricking won.

...And then you lost to a stray cat. Don't feel bad, you lost to an animal that can lick their own balls.

now its my turn to take you on... but just so you know.. im an all time champion.

Now your dog knows who's boss!

I take my hat off for your dominance next time do it with a vicious dog see if you win then

Try it with a raccoon during the day.

Try it with a raccoon during the day.

Try it with a raccoon during the day.

Try it with a raccoon during the day.

I stare at my dog and never lose :). I must be some kind of pro?

do u cheer when u win?

To life, to life lecheim! (I think that's how you spell that) :D

I'll bet you cheated and blew into his nose to make him blink.

HAHA!!! i've done that to my dog before :)

That in itself could be an FML.... "Today, I had to cheat in a staring contest just to beat my dog."

this is NOT an fml... u WON

My dog beats me at staring contests.

^ that makes sense, cuzzz it seems like my dog does anything to avoid eye contact!

Never get into a staring contest with a cat it strips you of your dignity!

wow I don't know this contest exist..

^..what does that even mean

I'm just shock that there is these kind of contest. I've never saw or heard of it before..

It's...it's not like an official thing, she just decided to have a staring contest with her dog.

ok now I get it. I feel so stupid. thanks

5- Ya they host them all over the world. It's very entertaining to watch. Can't believe you never happen to even see one on t.v.

oh yeahh! i watch them all the time. they can go on for minutes at a time. very suspensful.

I, for one, am impressed. no negative voting from me.

The next step for you young apprentice is Ye mighty lion.

That's just SAD!!!!

At least you're dog isn't a sore loser.. I'm still recovering from my broken nose.