Money: Today, I woke up to my boyfriend jumping on my bed exclaiming...

By Ecce - 10/07/2010 12:03 - United Kingdom

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend jumping on my bed exclaiming that he had "won the lottery." He broke the bed. Turns out he only won £15.80. FML

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By anonymous - 17/05/2011 17:34 - United States

Today, I won the lottery. My ex-girlfriend has the ticket. I just broke up with her. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/10/2010 09:07 - Canada

Today, I scratched a lottery ticket I had gotten for my birthday and won $10,000. In celebration, I jumped up and raised my hands directly into a ceiling fan. Oh, and it was a fake ticket. FML

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By -_- - 30/08/2013 20:31 - United States - Lahaina

Today, I woke up to a warm bed, the morning sunlight bathing my face, and my boyfriend sneaking my credit card out of my purse. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/04/2009 16:13 - United States

Today, my Dad called me to tell me that he had finally won the lottery and that I no longer had to worry about trying to find a way to pay for school. I was so excited I started crying. He then told me that he won $5 on a scratch off lotto ticket. He bought a sandwich. Funny dad. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/07/2022 06:00

Today, not only did my ex-wife take everything in our divorce, my most recent lottery ticket was off by only one number, I would have won millions and she wouldn’t have been entitled to a penny. Oh well, back to sleeping in my caravan, which is all I have left. FML

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By AJShow80 - 13/04/2009 08:51 - United States

Today, I won 20 dollars on a lotto scratch off. My friend, pissed, makes me split the money, saying it was collateral for the gas money used to get us there. He then used his 10 dollars on a scratch off, and won 500 dollars. The jackass wouldn't split it. FML

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By steveinnewsoh - 18/01/2009 19:12 - United States

Today, I went to get a scratch off lottery ticket, and the dude in front of me got the same one I was going to get. He won 500 dollars. I got 2 bucks. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/03/2022 21:00 - United Kingdom - Norwich

Today, I woke up and found a trail of £5 notes in my bedroom, which led all the way downstairs and into the bathroom. I got to the last one, where I was then kicked in the balls from behind. It was my sister. She said it was the money she'd borrowed from me. I was left in my underwear writhing in pain. FML

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By Sudokori - 29/08/2017 20:00

Today, I bought a lottery ticket. Two hours ago, I found out that the ticket was worth $100. Five minutes ago, I found my dog eating it. FML

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By SwingingChili - 27/10/2015 05:49

Today, to prove a point to my brother that playing the lotto isn't a sure thing. I got a $10 scratcher. Thinking I'd get nothing or maybe just another scratcher, I ended up winning a free scratcher plus $100. The second scratcher I got an additional $50. Now he's even more confident to win every time. FML

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Saturday 10 July 2010 19:30

Well, if I've learned anything from MacGyver, £15, a blanket, and some duct tape, will make a pretty sweet hammock...

chocolatedrop 0

Saturday 10 July 2010 19:26

how much is that n dollars?

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AVGNRocks 0

Saturday 10 July 2010 21:43

first.

ibanez370 0

Saturday 10 July 2010 21:50

FTW = For The Win , for those who still dont know :)

Averizzle 0

Saturday 10 July 2010 21:57

Other countries hate us for no reason.. it's not like we invade other countries for no reason or anything..

Kyousho 0

Sunday 11 July 2010 0:18

america's hated because alot of americans are arrogant and claim hating other countries, alot of americans thinks they're superior to everyone, if yar a hater be ready to be hated!

owo_fml 9

Sunday 11 July 2010 6:49

Are you American?

kniffen 0

Saturday 10 July 2010 22:04

Hey in Canadian that's a whole $25.03.

ToNstAAr 8

Saturday 10 July 2010 22:24

it's better than nothing right?

TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Sunday 11 July 2010 17:50

Depending on how much he regularly throws away on lottery tickets, his winnings could amount to less than nothing, actually.

Kawaiichan42 3

Monday 19 July 2010 3:47

Right, TIJD. I've sold $360 worth of lottery tickets to one person at the same time. I think it'd be better to put the money you think about spending on a lottery ticket into a savings account, that way, you'll at least have the money when you need it :)