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By Ecce - 10/07/2010 12:03 - United Kingdom

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend jumping on my bed exclaiming that he had "won the lottery." He broke the bed. Turns out he only won £15.80. FML

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By anonymous - 17/05/2011 17:34 - United States

Today, I won the lottery. My ex-girlfriend has the ticket. I just broke up with her. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/10/2010 09:07 - Canada

Today, I scratched a lottery ticket I had gotten for my birthday and won $10,000. In celebration, I jumped up and raised my hands directly into a ceiling fan. Oh, and it was a fake ticket. FML

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By -_- - 30/08/2013 20:31 - United States - Lahaina

Today, I woke up to a warm bed, the morning sunlight bathing my face, and my boyfriend sneaking my credit card out of my purse. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/04/2009 16:13 - United States

Today, my Dad called me to tell me that he had finally won the lottery and that I no longer had to worry about trying to find a way to pay for school. I was so excited I started crying. He then told me that he won $5 on a scratch off lotto ticket. He bought a sandwich. Funny dad. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/07/2022 06:00

Today, not only did my ex-wife take everything in our divorce, my most recent lottery ticket was off by only one number, I would have won millions and she wouldn’t have been entitled to a penny. Oh well, back to sleeping in my caravan, which is all I have left. FML

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By AJShow80 - 13/04/2009 08:51 - United States

Today, I won 20 dollars on a lotto scratch off. My friend, pissed, makes me split the money, saying it was collateral for the gas money used to get us there. He then used his 10 dollars on a scratch off, and won 500 dollars. The jackass wouldn't split it. FML

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By steveinnewsoh - 18/01/2009 19:12 - United States

Today, I went to get a scratch off lottery ticket, and the dude in front of me got the same one I was going to get. He won 500 dollars. I got 2 bucks. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/03/2022 21:00 - United Kingdom - Norwich

Today, I woke up and found a trail of £5 notes in my bedroom, which led all the way downstairs and into the bathroom. I got to the last one, where I was then kicked in the balls from behind. It was my sister. She said it was the money she'd borrowed from me. I was left in my underwear writhing in pain. FML

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By Sudokori - 29/08/2017 20:00

Today, I bought a lottery ticket. Two hours ago, I found out that the ticket was worth $100. Five minutes ago, I found my dog eating it. FML

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By SwingingChili - 27/10/2015 05:49

Today, to prove a point to my brother that playing the lotto isn't a sure thing. I got a $10 scratcher. Thinking I'd get nothing or maybe just another scratcher, I ended up winning a free scratcher plus $100. The second scratcher I got an additional $50. Now he's even more confident to win every time. FML

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ArtIsResistance7 1

Saturday 10 July 2010 19:30

Well, if I've learned anything from MacGyver, £15, a blanket, and some duct tape, will make a pretty sweet hammock...

chocolatedrop 0

Saturday 10 July 2010 19:26

how much is that n dollars?

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rallets 22

Saturday 10 July 2010 19:48

soooo how much is that in USD? like $1.75?

socalduude879 1

Saturday 10 July 2010 19:52

lol, that's a big let down...but hey new bed with his money! :D

angreen21 0

Saturday 10 July 2010 19:54

No it's $30.26 and €(euro sign?)20.25 (: I used the converter on my phone.

JeffGoesRawrr 0

Saturday 10 July 2010 19:58

14- I Totally Agree. xD I Only Care Bout American Money. x]] (No To Sound Offensive Or Anything)

ToastGurl 0

Saturday 10 July 2010 20:02

29: £15.80=$23.90 17: Just because U.S. currency doesn't have you drug down w/ change it's weak? I actually currently live in Honduras, where $1.00=L.18.89 & it's great not having hardly any change!

omgshaylaaa 0

Saturday 10 July 2010 20:05

yikes sounds like a good boyfriend

killerpenguin4 9

Saturday 10 July 2010 20:07

America is still the strongest :D

smokeysmiles 0

Saturday 10 July 2010 20:08

lol Thad so shity

Raleigh_bruh 7

Saturday 10 July 2010 20:10

#39 - Don't be so arrogant.

cooleyo776 0

Saturday 10 July 2010 20:11

hey Thad 15 buyers at Buger King.lol jk:) but that does suk op

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