Miscellaneous: Today, I won 20 dollars on a lotto scratch off. My friend, pissed,...

By AJShow80 - 13/04/2009 08:51 - United States

Today, I won 20 dollars on a lotto scratch off. My friend, pissed, makes me split the money, saying it was collateral for the gas money used to get us there. He then used his 10 dollars on a scratch off, and won 500 dollars. The jackass wouldn't split it. FML

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By SwingingChili - 27/10/2015 05:49

Today, to prove a point to my brother that playing the lotto isn't a sure thing. I got a $10 scratcher. Thinking I'd get nothing or maybe just another scratcher, I ended up winning a free scratcher plus $100. The second scratcher I got an additional $50. Now he's even more confident to win every time. FML

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By steveinnewsoh - 18/01/2009 19:12 - United States

Today, I went to get a scratch off lottery ticket, and the dude in front of me got the same one I was going to get. He won 500 dollars. I got 2 bucks. FML

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Scratch cards

By Just my luck - 15/02/2024 17:00 - United States

Today, I was gambling on pull tabs. My friend, never much of a gambler, asked to take one. I was confused but gave one to him anyway. I got precisely $0 from them. The tab I gave to my friend was a winner. How much was it worth, you ask? Six hundred dollars. I'm very happy for him, but… seriously? FML

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Wanker

By sourgirl101 - 01/03/2023 06:00

Today, while buying lottery tickets, I mixed up "jackpot" and "scratch off" and asked for "$10 worth of jackoffs." FML

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No cash for you

By Anonymous - 22/08/2021 19:01 - United States - Bainbridge Island

Today, I drove 3 hours to the Capitol and back to cash my winning scratch ticket of $2000. When I got there, it was pointed out to me that it wasn't in fact a winning ticket. I'd already planned a weekend vacation at an adventure park the next state over. I’m flat broke and rent is due. FML

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By dasteve - 29/11/2011 05:45 - United States

Today, I won $20 on a scratch ticket my grandma bought me. She wants it back. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/02/2013 00:28 - Canada - Hagersville

Today, I won $50 on the lottery. On the subway home, I checked my pocket to see if the money was still there. A very professional man in a suit yelled, "Hey, that's mine!" I got several dirty glares. I'm such a pathetic wimp that I gave him the money. FML

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By Noname - 19/01/2009 10:26 - Canada

Today, I won $5000 dollars from a lottery ticket and tried giving the man next to me a high five. He had no hands. FML

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By BigMoney - 07/09/2011 17:25 - United States

Today, behind a cabinet, I found a scratch-off lottery ticket I hadn't scratched yet. After scratching it off, I realized it's a $2,500 winner. The lottery commission won't accept it because they stopped using that game 2 years ago. FML

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By cc - 10/10/2011 04:04 - United States

Today, I lent my sister $1000 because she and her husband were in some debt. They used the money to go gambling in Vegas and won a major jackpot. They won't even give me a cut. FML

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kissothis 6

Monday 13 April 2009 16:02

"friend"? **** that. he could have given you SOMETHING... $500 is enough to hand at least $50 over... unless he was in dire need for that financially.

Alex_DeLarge 0

Monday 13 April 2009 16:05

What a douche. Somebody who throws some shitty hissyfits over ten bucks is the kind of asshole I would distance myself from immediately.

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shani__ 0

Monday 13 April 2009 15:57

ha! oh no! Just steal it and be all "I get half of it because it was half of my winnings" I'll annoy people by saying.... FIRST!

tobyraza 0

Monday 25 October 2010 15:34

It has to be one car with a horrible MPG to get there. $10 worth of gas could get you around 80 - 90 miles.

FuckingRednecks 3

Monday 15 August 2011 13:36

Cut the bitch.

xsweetlysour 0

Monday 13 April 2009 15:58

Lol! I wouldn't split 500$ either. Okay, think of it this way, you lost 10$, he would've lost 250$. :) Ugh and #1 copied my earlier post on a different FML...

xander2347 0

Thursday 29 April 2010 7:42

he couldve at least given u ur 10 back...

gntfmlingnow 12

Monday 25 July 2011 9:51

kick his ass

Stryker78cRS 15

Sunday 30 March 2014 22:22

What did #1 say

ThatScaryKidd 0

Monday 13 April 2009 15:58

jerkkkkkk ):

madbadsad 0

Monday 13 April 2009 16:00

YDI for being a weakling.

angrymexican 8

Friday 3 June 2011 6:03

that makes no sense

team49 0

Monday 13 April 2009 16:01

mm splitting 500 is a bit different but its still poor form of him.

boomBOOMshake 0

Monday 13 April 2009 16:02

That's retarded. And it seems too good to be true.

kissothis 6

Monday 13 April 2009 16:02

"friend"? **** that. he could have given you SOMETHING... $500 is enough to hand at least $50 over... unless he was in dire need for that financially.

I_love_BOAD 0

Monday 13 April 2009 16:04

Not even 10 bucks? D:

tobyraza 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 4:13

@9 Exactly, I would've at least given the $10 back, I mean $490 is just the same as $500

yake12 0

Sunday 30 May 2010 2:58

actually number 168 490 is quite different than 500.. in fact they only share one common number... plus 490 is $10 less than 500... and also 490 is not as good as 500 because it is less