FML : Today, my Dad called me to tell me that he had finally won the lottery and that I no longer had to worry about trying to find a way to pay for school....

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Today, my Dad called me to tell me that he had finally won the lottery and that I no longer had to worry about trying to find a way to pay for school. I was so excited I started crying. He then told me that he won $5 on a scratch off lotto ticket. He bought a sandwich. Funny dad. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Saturday 11 April 2009 16:13 / United States

Money

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By howdidithappen | 0

#103057 - Saturday 11 April 2009 10:19

haha. Funny guy

By imnutsss | 0

#993411 - Friday 14 May 2010 01:45

uh you had it correct the first time honey..

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By Sue21 | 0

#103010 - Saturday 11 April 2009 10:25

Expensive sandwich

By STN_fml | 0

#103018 - Saturday 11 April 2009 10:27

lol...and yay first

By TuddaTM | 0

#103022 - Saturday 11 April 2009 10:27

first, and haha ur dads awesome

By unibrowicorn | 0

#103025 - Saturday 11 April 2009 10:28

i love your dad.

By STN_fml | 0

#103027 - Saturday 11 April 2009 10:28

lol...and yay first

By goode48 | 0

#103035 - Saturday 11 April 2009 10:30

my dad would do something like that

By lifeislife_fml | 0

#103039 - Saturday 11 April 2009 10:30

Ouch!

By TouchDown_fml | 0

#103054 - Saturday 11 April 2009 10:31

Your dad is made of 100% pure win.

By sarahvalasco | 0

#103056 - Saturday 11 April 2009 10:40

wow that must of sucked

By howdidithappen | 0

#103057 - Saturday 11 April 2009 10:19

haha. Funny guy

alexomAnexo | 0

#915874 - Friday 5 March 2010 04:26

What's the problem your family just gained a sandwich:)

kennyFTW3fiddy | 0

#1025813 - Thursday 10 June 2010 02:37

ya dad is a beasttt

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