A Dog's Love = Priceless

By Sudokori - 29/08/2017 20:00

Today, I bought a lottery ticket. Two hours ago, I found out that the ticket was worth $100. Five minutes ago, I found my dog eating it. FML
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RichardPencil 30
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Just go to the place you bought it and tell them the story. I’m sure they’ll believe you and give you the $100.

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gobiteme2 34
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I wonder if it tasted like chicken for the dog.

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Akitakat 31
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Your timing sucks!

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RichardPencil 30
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Just go to the place you bought it and tell them the story. I’m sure they’ll believe you and give you the $100.

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Zehir_fml 10
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that only works if the barcode is intact.

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tj4234 35
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I'm not sure how the US lottery works, but in the UK the retailer needs the ticket to claim back the winnings from Camelot (our national lottery company). I assume this would be similar in the US.

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HalfLit 17

That is the nature of gambling :)

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Nova Solarius 10
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Ha! I really don't know what else to say.

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gobiteme2 34
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I wonder if it tasted like chicken for the dog.

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EnvyMe33 26
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You should have put it in a place your dog couldn't reach.

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Glowworm56 25
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Quick get a vet to x ray your dog before the ticket fully dissolves so you have proof!

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Lobby_Bee 17
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Go eat something of his that he really like and make sure he watches. That'll teach him not to eat your stuff.

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commandokid 13
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Not trynna be a dick but if you knew it had value isn't it kinda your fault for letting it be accessible to your dogs mouth? I mean I feel bad OP but be smart

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bartsj1988 7
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It's not being a dick at all telling OP "YDI." It's the nature of the site. Let him have it!

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bartsj1988 7
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YDI If it was worth $100, then you should have put it in your wallet or pocket. As a dog owner you should have known that something bad could happen if you simply put it on a table or counter or in plain sight of the dog!

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