Money, Divorce and My ex: So close - FML

So close

By Anonymous - 20/07/2022 06:00

Today, not only did my ex-wife take everything in our divorce, my most recent lottery ticket was off by only one number, I would have won millions and she wouldn’t have been entitled to a penny. Oh well, back to sleeping in my caravan, which is all I have left. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 20 July 2022 6:31

How did she get more than half? So now you live in a van down by the river?

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RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 20 July 2022 6:31

How did she get more than half? So now you live in a van down by the river?

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