The Guru

By Anonymous - 24/03/2020 23:13

Today, my husband told me he'd met a life guru online who, after paying the £29.99 consultancy fee, advised him to seize happiness at all times. So he decided to seize the 19 year-old redhead across the street, move in with her and get her pregnant. This is the happiest I’ve seen him in years. FML
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Wait until the baby comes. Post divorce I’ll bet good money that OP will be the happier one!

Why do you think he really left? Can not be only the guru's stupid advice.

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That's the best investment of £29.99 I've ever seen! Do you have the guru's contact info? Oh, yeah, sorry for your loss. That sucks.

Wait until the baby comes. Post divorce I’ll bet good money that OP will be the happier one!

Why do you think he really left? Can not be only the guru's stupid advice.

Can I have your husband's email address please? I need to find out how to seduce 19 y/o redheads...

I want the guru's address!

So clearly you were standing in the way of his happiness.

And it only cost you 30$ and several wasted years of your life

In all fairness I’d be super happy with a hot 19 years old red head too!

That poor 19 years old redhead though.... She's the one who's gonna need help soon

Was he really still making you happy at that point? Maybe it's your time to find someone better ;)