The Guru

By Anonymous - 24/03/2020 23:13

Today, my husband told me he'd met a life guru online who, after paying the £29.99 consultancy fee, advised him to seize happiness at all times. So he decided to seize the 19 year-old redhead across the street, move in with her and get her pregnant. This is the happiest I’ve seen him in years. FML
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Roxy Rousseau 11
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Wait until the baby comes. Post divorce I’ll bet good money that OP will be the happier one!

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Naird 2

Why do you think he really left? Can not be only the guru's stupid advice.

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RichardPencil 30
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That's the best investment of £29.99 I've ever seen! Do you have the guru's contact info? Oh, yeah, sorry for your loss. That sucks.

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Roxy Rousseau 11
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Wait until the baby comes. Post divorce I’ll bet good money that OP will be the happier one!

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Naird 2

Why do you think he really left? Can not be only the guru's stupid advice.

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Iamthebanzai22 20
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Can I have your husband's email address please? I need to find out how to seduce 19 y/o redheads...

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RichardPencil 30
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I want the guru's address!

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bobsanction 18

So clearly you were standing in the way of his happiness.

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WistayShlaio82 13

And it only cost you 30$ and several wasted years of your life

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sickerthanyou 13
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In all fairness I’d be super happy with a hot 19 years old red head too!

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GalaxyGirl1123_fml 14
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That poor 19 years old redhead though.... She's the one who's gonna need help soon

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GalaxyGirl1123_fml 14
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Was he really still making you happy at that point? Maybe it's your time to find someone better ;)

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