By Anonymous - 24/3/2020 23:13

The Guru

Today, my husband told me he'd met a life guru online who, after paying the £29.99 consultancy fee, advised him to seize happiness at all times. So he decided to seize the 19 year-old redhead across the street, move in with her and get her pregnant. This is the happiest I’ve seen him in years. FML

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By Roxy Rousseau | 5

#7892099 - Tuesday 24 March 2020 23:53

Wait until the baby comes. Post divorce I’ll bet good money that OP will be the happier one!

By RichardPencil | 28

#7892094 - Tuesday 24 March 2020 23:36

That's the best investment of £29.99 I've ever seen!

Do you have the guru's contact info?

Oh, yeah, sorry for your loss. That sucks.

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By RichardPencil | 28

#7892094 - Tuesday 24 March 2020 23:36

That's the best investment of £29.99 I've ever seen!

Do you have the guru's contact info?

Oh, yeah, sorry for your loss. That sucks.

By Roxy Rousseau | 5

#7892099 - Tuesday 24 March 2020 23:53

Wait until the baby comes. Post divorce I’ll bet good money that OP will be the happier one!

By Naird | 2

#7892102 - Wednesday 25 March 2020 0:37

Why do you think he really left? Can not be only the guru's stupid advice.

By Iamthebanzai22 | 18

#7892134 - Wednesday 25 March 2020 5:48

Can I have your husband's email address please? I need to find out how to seduce 19 y/o redheads...

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RichardPencil | 28

#7892148 - Wednesday 25 March 2020 7:15

I want the guru's address!

By bobsanction | 16

#7892146 - Wednesday 25 March 2020 6:51

So clearly you were standing in the way of his happiness.

By WistayShlaio82 | 11

#7893445 - Monday 30 March 2020 2:41

And it only cost you 30$ and several wasted years of your life

By sickerthanyou | 12

#7893485 - Monday 30 March 2020 6:53

In all fairness I’d be super happy with a hot 19 years old red head too!

By GalaxyGirl1123_fml | 12

#7894665 - Friday 3 April 2020 10:16

That poor 19 years old redhead though.... She's the one who's gonna need help soon

By GalaxyGirl1123_fml | 12

#7894666 - Friday 3 April 2020 10:18

Was he really still making you happy at that point? Maybe it's your time to find someone better ;)