Today, I woke up to find The Sims 2 running on pause on my laptop. I unpaused to find my character and my boyfriend's were no longer together. Slightly confused, I went on to find the note my boyfriend left. It said, "I hope you can take a hint." I got dumped through a computer game. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found myself crying for an hour when my recreated crush on The Sims 3 game rejected my character and ran off with someone else. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He also decided the best way to end our relationship was to kill me and our virtual child on The Sims 3 by setting us on fire. FML
Today, after learning that my wife has been cheating on me, I decided to distract myself by playing The Sims. Not long after I began, my Sim's wife basically started cheating on him. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over the phone. He said there was someone else, and that he has been in love with her for a while. Turns out, the new girl was his online video game character. I got dumped for a video game. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because I was having an affair in The Elder Scrolls Online. While ranting to my online elf husband, he got upset that I had a real life boyfriend and dumped me too. FML
Today, my son was playing The Sims, when I saw him remove the door to a room and set it on fire with a Sim trapped inside. I chuckled at first, until I saw that the Sim was me. Meanwhile, my wife's Sim was happily painting in the next room, not giving a crap. All too accurate, sadly. FML
Today, while playing The Sims 2, I realized I had a virtual person's whole life planned out, and have nothing planned out for myself. FML
Today, not only can I not get a real boyfriend, I can't even get one on the Sims. FML
Today, I got home from work to find my boyfriend sobbing hysterically over the death of his cat. The only cat he could be talking about is the one on his Sims account. FML
Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML
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meetmeinhell 0
wow hes clever, i envy that. i hate break ups so what ever people can do to make them less stressful helps, cuz that hilarious, lmao
savy_77 0
That was rude. You don't need him
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Art_Vandeley 0
Mhh that`s pretty clever...
eliz3 0
How creative
leon_fml 0
Ohhh... I'm sorry for you But he's really creative!
RadioGaga_fml 0
What a a-hole, that's even lower than getting dumped via relationship status on facebook or via msn/e-mail. Technology seems to ruin communication skills these days and some people have too poor social skills to break-up with you in person. It's a shame your boyfriend was one of those people, but he's not worth your time by a long shot.
skiesofgreen 0
#90- haha, yes I realise that, it's more the fact that #75 seemed to be encompassing video games (as a whole) as a complete and utter turn off to men. As in if a girl plays video games that's a major turn off. But obviously I was also exaggerating in my reply. No need to worry, my world hasn't actually been ruined... completely... there are still one or two fragments holding on.
Brittanyy 0
That's creative, but very harsh. Sorry. :X
Failercoptor 0
wow, this guy needs to be a man. LOL K I TXT U I BREAK UP WIT U K!?
an_account 0
Creative? I don't think it's creative at all. It's just corny and shows that he hasn't grown up. If he wants to be 'creative' let him write the next Paradise Lost -- then I'll call him creative. This just shows an immature person which probably considers barfing over himself 'hilarious' or 'anti-establishment' (if he even knows the latter word). You're better off finding yourself someone with maturity and brain. He'll be like that dude on South Park in its Warcraft episode, stuck at the computer, balding, smelling of stale food, unwanted and unloved.
Aeth_fml 0
Haha, wow. At least it makes a better story than being dumped by txt.
wompwompwomp 0
lol....118, you are kind of right. But shut Up. Its kinda funny bc ive never heard of that as a form of break up before. Creative way of being a pussy and not being man enough. If he really wanted to be immature, he could have burned the house down like #35 said and killed all your friends family and pets. Then to really make his point, he couldve created a super model girlfriend living in his mansion at the top of the mountain, leaving you sad, poor and lonely. That would be Immature.