Today, I woke up to find The Sims 2 running on pause on my laptop. I unpaused to find my character and my boyfriend's were no longer together. Slightly confused, I went on to find the note my boyfriend left. It said, "I hope you can take a hint." I got dumped through a computer game. FML
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Today, I found myself crying for an hour when my recreated crush on The Sims 3 game rejected my character and ran off with someone else. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He also decided the best way to end our relationship was to kill me and our virtual child on The Sims 3 by setting us on fire. FML
Today, after learning that my wife has been cheating on me, I decided to distract myself by playing The Sims. Not long after I began, my Sim's wife basically started cheating on him. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over the phone. He said there was someone else, and that he has been in love with her for a while. Turns out, the new girl was his online video game character. I got dumped for a video game. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because I was having an affair in The Elder Scrolls Online. While ranting to my online elf husband, he got upset that I had a real life boyfriend and dumped me too. FML
Today, my son was playing The Sims, when I saw him remove the door to a room and set it on fire with a Sim trapped inside. I chuckled at first, until I saw that the Sim was me. Meanwhile, my wife's Sim was happily painting in the next room, not giving a crap. All too accurate, sadly. FML
Today, while playing The Sims 2, I realized I had a virtual person's whole life planned out, and have nothing planned out for myself. FML
Today, not only can I not get a real boyfriend, I can't even get one on the Sims. FML
Today, I got home from work to find my boyfriend sobbing hysterically over the death of his cat. The only cat he could be talking about is the one on his Sims account. FML
Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML
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meetmeinhell 0
wow hes clever, i envy that. i hate break ups so what ever people can do to make them less stressful helps, cuz that hilarious, lmao
savy_77 0
That was rude. You don't need him
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NeKuDa 0
well that might be extremely insensitive. but the guy is funny...
audiogasmic 0
As hard as it is to break up with someone, a person shoud have the decency to do it to your face. Indirect break ups are pussy moves and they really suck. At least you have a good story to tell though, once you get over the pain of the break up.
CeeCee_fml 16
#101-You obviously never played the game before because you will/can do things in that game that you will never/can't do in real life. I can't have a gypsy come by and give me a magic lamp, I can't make lobster, I will never own a business, if I do go on a vacation I can never meet Bigfoot, I can't live in medieval times, my skin tone/looks/clothes/money will always matter when it comes to relationships, I will never sleep with over thirty men and women, I will never be abducted by aliens, I can never grow a plant sim, I can never become a werewolf or vampire or zombie or witch much less meet them, I will never skip out on a bill, I will never be able to create a robot that caters to my every whim, I can't be a criminal mastermind/super hero, and I can't lock people I despise in houses with no doors and let them starve, put them in a pool with no ladder so they can drown, or feed them to a cowplant. Before you knock a game, actually know whats in it. Also, you might as well tell any hardcore fan of a game where you sit on your ass to play to get some exercise. Also, why do people think Sims is the only game she plays? I play Sims, Call of Duty 4, Gears of War 1 and 2, Left 4 Dead, Grand Theft Auto 4, Dance Dance Revolution, Nintendo 64 games like Conkers Bad Fur Day and Super Smash brothers, and I am renting Mass Effect, Halo 3, and Fallout 3 from Gamefly. Just because she plays the Sims it doesn't she doesn't play the "better" games. Get over yourselves.
RavensRule97 0
thats even worse than a text message breakup
bwbabe09 0
What a pigheaded jerk! you can do so much better than that! everybody deserves better than that.
bwbabe09 0
one more thing, I read some of the comments above, and don't listen to those people. If you want to play a video game, do it, if you want to not play one, then don't do it. Only losers get online and talk crap about what video games other people play. And I don't think it's weird that you had him as a character. He was a part of your life in every aspect. If you wouldn't have included him in the game he might have made a big jealous deal about it. People judge everything. Don't let it bother you. You'll find someone more mature :)
chickitychina 0
wow what a douche. i think people are trying to think of mean ways to break up with people. but sims is a good way to get your mind off of things :D
morgan_5230 0
Make his Sim character cook or something, so *hopefully* the character will set himself on fire. then YOU write him a note and say "I hope you can take a hint." :)
Stellaritsmeg 0
Similar thing happened to me but it was my boyfriends game and I decided to get on and play while he was gone. He made us two living together but I was in a maid costume and my mom and him were upstairs " woohooing" by his command. When he got home I asked him and he thought I got the message too.
sforzare 0
In response to #10: Or, put his character in a pool with only a diving board and no ladder, so he can get in but can't get out. Surround the pool with a grove of trees and ovens/stoves, and make sure he turns them all on before getting in the pool.