Today, I woke up to find The Sims 2 running on pause on my laptop. I unpaused to find my character and my boyfriend's were no longer together. Slightly confused, I went on to find the note my boyfriend left. It said, "I hope you can take a hint." I got dumped through a computer game. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I found myself crying for an hour when my recreated crush on The Sims 3 game rejected my character and ran off with someone else. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He also decided the best way to end our relationship was to kill me and our virtual child on The Sims 3 by setting us on fire. FML
Today, after learning that my wife has been cheating on me, I decided to distract myself by playing The Sims. Not long after I began, my Sim's wife basically started cheating on him. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over the phone. He said there was someone else, and that he has been in love with her for a while. Turns out, the new girl was his online video game character. I got dumped for a video game. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because I was having an affair in The Elder Scrolls Online. While ranting to my online elf husband, he got upset that I had a real life boyfriend and dumped me too. FML
Today, my son was playing The Sims, when I saw him remove the door to a room and set it on fire with a Sim trapped inside. I chuckled at first, until I saw that the Sim was me. Meanwhile, my wife's Sim was happily painting in the next room, not giving a crap. All too accurate, sadly. FML
Today, while playing The Sims 2, I realized I had a virtual person's whole life planned out, and have nothing planned out for myself. FML
Today, not only can I not get a real boyfriend, I can't even get one on the Sims. FML
Today, I got home from work to find my boyfriend sobbing hysterically over the death of his cat. The only cat he could be talking about is the one on his Sims account. FML
Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML
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meetmeinhell 0
wow hes clever, i envy that. i hate break ups so what ever people can do to make them less stressful helps, cuz that hilarious, lmao
savy_77 0
That was rude. You don't need him
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ThisIsWhyImScott 0
Wow, that really sucks. What an asshole. Not to step into the video game war, BUT (haha) I have to say, while the sims may be popular, in my personal opinion it is the dumbest game there is. Why do people want to create a life and home for their virtual humans, then live out their life and buy them pets, go on vacations and get jobs? instead of wasting your time living the life of a virtual human, why don't you just go outside and do it FOR REAL? Get some exercise!! On the other hand, other video games let you do something you normally couldn't just go and do (ie, pull off crazy tricks snowboarding, play a game in the NHL, run along walls, shoot some "bad guys", whatever!).... Sim's hardcores, sorry, no offense meant... but do you not feel as if it's a bit of a waste of time?? Also, while video game playing girls isn't a 'turn off' for me, I wouldn't say it's a 'turn on' or a quality that i look for...
mno_fml 0
Wow, what a dick. Creative, but still mean.
ThatDarnBandit 0
@98 To bad 90 is right, what the **** is hot about a chick playing the sims and simulating your life with them? that is just ******* weird. I don't want to date some chick who makes me as a sim and makes us get married and simulates our life together or some creepy crap. Not like you can even play sims with someone anyway it is a one player game. Sure EA makes some games that are bigger but SIMS isnt even close to Rock Band or Madden or Medal of Honor. Maybe you should get off your computer more, go out more, and play better games. Don't simulate your relationship with a guy next time it is weird and kind of creepy. what 80 means is play something that a guy is going to want to play not just a bunch of kids.
ThatDarnBandit 0
I meant 100 not 98
gelt 0
HAHAHA awesome
RyanWolves 0
He's quite a romantic.
ilaughatfmls 0
wow.. that's an epic breakup... you'll laugh about it soon enough no worries. and that guy is a jerk to break up with you that way..
youaresofucked 0
If you play the Sims then he was right to dump you. good for him
SomeDude121489 0
Uhh.....what a loser. What fag breaks up with their bf/gf on a game?
Emico_fml 0
That's genius! Sorry about your asshole boyfriend, but at least you have a good annecdote now, along with a burning hatred for the sims!