Lightning Bolt

By LightningRod - 18/10/2021 11:00 - United States - Shingle Springs

Spicy
Today, I have an internal defibrillator from trauma to my heart 12 years ago. I finally experienced for the first time what it's like when it shocks me. Nothing says I'm a keeper like getting kicked in the chest and smacked upside the back of the head with a baseball bat while clapping cheeks. FML
I agree, your life sucks 1 092
You deserved it 131

Same thing different taste

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