Today, I woke up to find our Christmas tree knocked over, unwrapped presents scattered everywhere, and my mom passed out on the sofa with a bottle of booze. Merry Christmas. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my mom got drunk and decided to unwrap all my Christmas gifts and throw them at the wall. Ho, ho, ho. FML
Today, after spending hours putting up our tree and decorating it, it fell over and shattered the glass ornaments. FML
Today, nothing said Christmas quite like my dad taking 18 shots of vodka, falling on the Christmas tree while holding our 3-year-old cousin and denying it ever happened when he woke up later. FML
Today, to try to have a less depressing Christmas, I've put up a small tree in my apartment and wrapped some presents for myself. I woke from a nap to the sound of my cat vomiting. What did she throw up on? The presents. FML
Today, I received a very expensive bottle of wine for Christmas. My alcoholic mother snuck into my house while I was out and drank the whole bottle. FML
Today, after spending hours wrapping the presents for Christmas, I came back into the room to find that my dog had lost his toy, knocked over all the presents, and was frantically ripping at everything to find it. FML
Today, my family and I were decorating the Christmas tree. It seemed a bit unstable, but we decorated it without any problems. Later, while my daughter sat by the tree, it began to fall. Her grandmother stopped the tree from hitting her. I, on the other hand, screamed like a little girl. I'm a 38 year-old guy. FML
Today, my family decided to break tradition and wake up at midnight to open presents. I didn't find out until I went downstairs to get a glass of water in the middle of the night, and found wrapping paper and empty boxes everywhere. FML
Today, my apartment was broken into. The thief stole my TV, $350, and my Christmas tree. There is still a trail of broken ornaments from my living room to the door. FML
Today, my family and I noticed that our Christmas tree had been stolen from our front garden. Last night, a group of girls from my village posted a status on Facebook stating how drunk they were, and how they had stolen a Christmas tree. I "liked" it. FML
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Top comments
ninjaboy18 6
Looks like Santa and your mom had a good time.
JustLikeTheStars 10
Your mom knows how to party! Lmao.
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Comments (92)
GamerGirl93 6
Omg, what kind of christmas is that? FYL.
nikkipettyfer 24
Sounds like a fun time!
courtaneee 3
Welcome to my life lol
onorexveritas 24
way to celebrate
TheEmoSuperman 16
would have been a lot worse if it was a Chanukiah that was knocked over (for those who don't know, it's candles)
senor_awesome 14
I thought that was called a Menorah (spelling?) if I am wrong, I apoligize.
Corrupt_waffles 13
You are right. It is not a 'Chanukah' it's a menorah. Chanukah is the holiday. :/ And my cat knocked it over once. This is why the animals are now locked in a room until the candles burn out. @_@
AntFinney 9
How do you knock over an entire cultural holiday??
TheEmoSuperman 16
you are both wrong. i am Jewish and seeing how I celebrate this holiday, I think I know what I am talking about. it is called a Chanukiah. the holiday is chanukkah, and the menorah only has 7 candles and is not used for this holiday. A (חנוכיה) has 8 candles. and notice how Chanukiah is pronounced (cha-noo-key-ah) and the holiday is pronounced (cha-noo-ka)
Dan85 6
I love your mom. Merry Christmas!
queeennnale 18
Oh shit
KM96 24
Awww that's horrible :( I'm sorry OP ... Hope everything turned out okay :)
bwzwally8 15
What type of booze was it?
Denny1 15
Sorry I had to leave her like that :(