Today, I was cleaning off a carrot by rubbing it up and down under the tap over the sink. My 13-year-old son comes in and says, "Mom, you could get a job doing that." I told him that a carrot cleaner wouldn't make much money. He says, "I wasn't talking about carrots." FML
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Teri Green
| 9
I would have smacked him for that.
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yourwifelovesme
| 25
That would 200% be worth the ass kicking I’d get for saying that 😂
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Teri Green
| 9
I would have smacked him for that.
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Sinshine
| 27
Please don't ever get children.
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yourwifelovesme
| 25
That would 200% be worth the ass kicking I’d get for saying that 😂
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protoskore
| 27
is he grounded for life?
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RichardPencil
| 30
Send him to his room and tell him he can clean his own carrot.
And you’re not talking about carrots.
And you’re not talking about carrots.
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Chen Zhibang
| 8
I'll send him to the room to clean 2 baskets of carrots, and yes, I'm talking about carrots.
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SkylerRain
| 1
I don’t get it
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mekiswrite
| 21
He's got a point.