By TheStroker - 01/06/2019 06:03

Today, I was cleaning off a carrot by rubbing it up and down under the tap over the sink. My 13-year-old son comes in and says, "Mom, you could get a job doing that." I told him that a carrot cleaner wouldn't make much money. He says, "I wasn't talking about carrots." FML
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I would have smacked him for that.

That would 200% be worth the ass kicking I’d get for saying that 😂

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I would have smacked him for that.

Please don't ever get children.

That would 200% be worth the ass kicking I’d get for saying that 😂

is he grounded for life?

Send him to his room and tell him he can clean his own carrot. And you’re not talking about carrots.

I'll send him to the room to clean 2 baskets of carrots, and yes, I'm talking about carrots.

I don’t get it

He's got a point.