Today, I woke up to find our Christmas tree knocked over, unwrapped presents scattered everywhere, and my mom passed out on the sofa with a bottle of booze. Merry Christmas. FML
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Today, my mom got drunk and decided to unwrap all my Christmas gifts and throw them at the wall. Ho, ho, ho. FML
Today, after spending hours putting up our tree and decorating it, it fell over and shattered the glass ornaments. FML
Today, nothing said Christmas quite like my dad taking 18 shots of vodka, falling on the Christmas tree while holding our 3-year-old cousin and denying it ever happened when he woke up later. FML
Today, to try to have a less depressing Christmas, I've put up a small tree in my apartment and wrapped some presents for myself. I woke from a nap to the sound of my cat vomiting. What did she throw up on? The presents. FML
Today, I received a very expensive bottle of wine for Christmas. My alcoholic mother snuck into my house while I was out and drank the whole bottle. FML
Today, after spending hours wrapping the presents for Christmas, I came back into the room to find that my dog had lost his toy, knocked over all the presents, and was frantically ripping at everything to find it. FML
Today, my family and I were decorating the Christmas tree. It seemed a bit unstable, but we decorated it without any problems. Later, while my daughter sat by the tree, it began to fall. Her grandmother stopped the tree from hitting her. I, on the other hand, screamed like a little girl. I'm a 38 year-old guy. FML
Today, my family decided to break tradition and wake up at midnight to open presents. I didn't find out until I went downstairs to get a glass of water in the middle of the night, and found wrapping paper and empty boxes everywhere. FML
Today, my apartment was broken into. The thief stole my TV, $350, and my Christmas tree. There is still a trail of broken ornaments from my living room to the door. FML
Today, my family and I noticed that our Christmas tree had been stolen from our front garden. Last night, a group of girls from my village posted a status on Facebook stating how drunk they were, and how they had stolen a Christmas tree. I "liked" it. FML
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ninjaboy18 6
Looks like Santa and your mom had a good time.
JustLikeTheStars 10
Your mom knows how to party! Lmao.
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Comments (92)
winkydog4056 16
Did mama blame the cat? Or was she just smoking the catnip along with her Jack Daniels.....
AntFinney 9
Can't wait to hear how your mom brings in the New Tear!!
Obey_StudBoii 23
Sounds like your mom and Santa had some party lol.
TheRandomIndian 17
Atleast you get to celebrate, good luck next year!
Sugarcane1234 0
That literally happened to me last year and it was horrible. Yes it was hilarious, but jokes aside, it sucked ass and I'm sorry OP. I hope you collected the presents.
X_Codes 11
May not be of the Christmas variety, but your mom has a true understanding of spirits!
1dvs_bstd 41
It certainly seems like X-mas season comes with untold misery for people most often than fun, happy time. Teenagers taking unwanted photos to send to relatives they barely wanna see, passed out parents unwrapping presents and hanging with a bottle of booze like a certain Homer Simpson, orphans getting reminded about their predicaments, older kids getting to know that santa's not real et all. Christmas is tortue, might as well hit the bottle!
evilvagina 9
slap her round the face and tell her to sort herself out!!!
FML_14u2c 14
I hope you took pictures! Seeing them (when she returns to sobriety) might convince her to stop drinking. FYL indeed, OP. :-(
FMLGriff 8
I'm sorry to hear that..