By MATTY2512 - 13/07/2016 18:13 - Canada - Marshall

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Today, I went into the house, only to hear my mother shouting "DON'T PINCH MY NIPPLE" at the top of her lungs in the shower. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Well, you heard her. Stop pinching her nipple right now.

To be fair, that can get annoying and painful after a while. Particularly if it's at random and unwanted.

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Well, you heard her. Stop pinching her nipple right now.

To be fair, that can get annoying and painful after a while. Particularly if it's at random and unwanted.

That sounds like that wasn't the first time.

Plot twist: Mother was alone in the shower.

Alternate plot twist: it was an earwig.

double plot twist : mother wasn't alone in the shower...

Triple plot twist; it wasn't OP's mother at all.

quad plot twist: it was another woman in the shower with op's mom

M. Night Shyamalan twist. The mother was actually deceased and OP doesn't even own a shower.

PePziNL 20

Michael Bay twist: the shower exploded.

Wow this also sounds like a scene straight out of a porno. People and their homemade porno these days.

What the hell kind of **** do you watch?

You should stop watching ****, it's affecting your perception.

At least she didn't yell, "Pinch my nipple! hard!"

And then you turned around and walked out right?