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Well, you heard her. Stop pinching her nipple right now.

To be fair, that can get annoying and painful after a while. Particularly if it's at random and unwanted.

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Well, you heard her. Stop pinching her nipple right now.

To be fair, that can get annoying and painful after a while. Particularly if it's at random and unwanted.

That sounds like that wasn't the first time.

Plot twist: Mother was alone in the shower.

Alternate plot twist: it was an earwig.

double plot twist : mother wasn't alone in the shower...

Triple plot twist; it wasn't OP's mother at all.

quad plot twist: it was another woman in the shower with op's mom

M. Night Shyamalan twist. The mother was actually deceased and OP doesn't even own a shower.

Michael Bay twist: the shower exploded.

Wow this also sounds like a scene straight out of a porno. People and their homemade porno these days.

I'm going to hazard a guess and just say that it's all in your head, buddy.

What the hell kind of porn do you watch?

You should stop watching porn, it's affecting your perception.

Who was the pincher?

So yell back, Do you need a band-Aid

At least she didn't yell, "Pinch my nipple! hard!"

And then you turned around and walked out right?

Gotta have a safe word...or sentence.