Today, I went into the house, only to hear my mother shouting "DON'T PINCH MY NIPPLE" at the top of her lungs in the shower. FML
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Dave_Davington
| 33
Well, you heard her. Stop pinching her nipple right now.
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MDoremis
| 38
To be fair, that can get annoying and painful after a while. Particularly if it's at random and unwanted.
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Dave_Davington
| 33
Well, you heard her. Stop pinching her nipple right now.
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MDoremis
| 38
To be fair, that can get annoying and painful after a while. Particularly if it's at random and unwanted.
By
kl0x
| 7
That sounds like that wasn't the first time.
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Earl_KarmasBitch
| 28
Plot twist: Mother was alone in the shower.
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LyricaSilvan
| 29
Alternate plot twist: it was an earwig.
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HieronymusBoche
| 13
double plot twist : mother wasn't alone in the shower...
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delichick
| 27
.
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ThrottleJockey
| 34
Triple plot twist; it wasn't OP's mother at all.
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freddygasman
| 18
quad plot twist: it was another woman in the shower with op's mom
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thatoneguy255
| 9
M. Night Shyamalan twist. The mother was actually deceased and OP doesn't even own a shower.
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PePziNL
| 20
Michael Bay twist: the shower exploded.
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brenton490
| 19
Wow this also sounds like a scene straight out of a porno. People and their homemade porno these days.
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StormfrontX33_fml
| 24
I'm going to hazard a guess and just say that it's all in your head, buddy.
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Lalala579121
| 27
What the hell kind of porn do you watch?
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dontknow1
| 19
You should stop watching porn, it's affecting your perception.
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Theguyinthedark
| 11
Who was the pincher?
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trucker2
| 33
So yell back, Do you need a band-Aid
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cornyrob
| 33
At least she didn't yell, "Pinch my nipple! hard!"
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DrChrisOfWumbo
| 12
And then you turned around and walked out right?
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niftyismybitch
| 21
Gotta have a safe word...or sentence.