FML : Today, I went into the house, only to hear my mother shouting "DON'T PINCH MY NIPPLE" at the top of her lungs in the shower. FML

Today, I went into the house, only to hear my mother shouting "DON'T PINCH MY NIPPLE" at the top of her lungs in the shower. FML

I agree, your life sucks

Phew, glad it wasn't me

By MATTY2512 - / Wednesday 13 July 2016 18:13 / Canada - Marshall

Intimacy

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By Dave_Davington | 33

#6649753 - Thursday 14 July 2016 8:42

Well, you heard her. Stop pinching her nipple right now.

By MDoremis | 38

#6649758 - Thursday 14 July 2016 8:46

To be fair, that can get annoying and painful after a while. Particularly if it's at random and unwanted.

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By Dave_Davington | 33

#6649753 - Thursday 14 July 2016 8:42

Well, you heard her. Stop pinching her nipple right now.

By MDoremis | 38

#6649758 - Thursday 14 July 2016 8:46

To be fair, that can get annoying and painful after a while. Particularly if it's at random and unwanted.

By kl0x | 7

#6649761 - Thursday 14 July 2016 8:48

That sounds like that wasn't the first time.

By Earl_KarmasBitch | 28

#6649775 - Thursday 14 July 2016 9:03

Plot twist: Mother was alone in the shower.

LyricaSilvan | 29

#6649828 - Thursday 14 July 2016 12:47

Alternate plot twist: it was an earwig.

HieronymusBoche | 13

#6649829 - Thursday 14 July 2016 12:52

double plot twist : mother wasn't alone in the shower...

delichick | 26

#6649836 - Thursday 14 July 2016 13:20

ThrottleJockey | 34

#6650055 - Thursday 14 July 2016 20:04

Triple plot twist; it wasn't OP's mother at all.

freddygasman | 18

#6650065 - Thursday 14 July 2016 20:30

quad plot twist: it was another woman in the shower with op's mom

thatoneguy255 | 9

#6650094 - Thursday 14 July 2016 21:26

M. Night Shyamalan twist. The mother was actually deceased and OP doesn't even own a shower.

PePziNL | 20

#6650186 - Friday 15 July 2016 2:11

Michael Bay twist: the shower exploded.

By brenton490 | 19

#6649779 - Thursday 14 July 2016 9:15

Wow this also sounds like a scene straight out of a porno. People and their homemade porno these days.

StormfrontX33_fml | 24

#6649820 - Thursday 14 July 2016 11:08

I'm going to hazard a guess and just say that it's all in your head, buddy.

Lalala579121 | 27

#6649830 - Thursday 14 July 2016 12:55

What the hell kind of porn do you watch?

dontknow1 | 19

#6649864 - Thursday 14 July 2016 14:51

You should stop watching porn, it's affecting your perception.

By Theguyinthedark | 11

#6649802 - Thursday 14 July 2016 9:51

Who was the pincher?

By trucker2 | 33

#6649866 - Thursday 14 July 2016 14:58

So yell back, Do you need a band-Aid

By cornyrob | 32

#6649882 - Thursday 14 July 2016 15:26

At least she didn't yell, "Pinch my nipple! hard!"

By DrChrisOfWumbo | 12

#6649892 - Thursday 14 July 2016 16:03

And then you turned around and walked out right?

By niftyismybitch | 21

#6649907 - Thursday 14 July 2016 16:32

Gotta have a safe word...or sentence.

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