Today, I woke up to find my boyfriend watching me sleep. I asked him if he was staring at me because he was in love. He replied that it was because my farting wouldn't let him sleep. FML
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Today, while my boyfriend was asleep, I gave him a soft kiss and whispered how handsome and gentle he looked. His response, still asleep, was to roll over and let out a massive fart. FML
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep while watching TV. I thought it would be cute to try to kiss him awake like they do in the movies. He farted. FML
Today, I was woken up at 4 in the morning by my boyfriend farting on my leg and giggling in his sleep. For the third time. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in bed together, and I was in a snuggly mood. I rolled over to gaze lovingly into his eyes and whisper sweet nothings to him in the darkness. His response? "Dear God! Did somebody fart in your mouth?!" FML
Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML
Today, I woke myself up by farting in my sleep, only to realize that the guy I'd brought home from the bar was still next to me. He was awake. FML
Today, I woke up to a disappointed boyfriend. He told me he spent an hour last night farting on my pillow to see if I would wake up with pink-eye. He's 23 years-old. FML
Today, while I was sleeping, apparently I rolled over towards my fiancé and told him "We gotta save the turtles!" and had a five seconds long fart. Now he won't stop making fun of me. FML
Today, in the middle of the night, my girlfriend whispered "Are you asleep?" I chose not to respond, to see what she'd do. She then let rip a loud, stinking fart, giggled, and went back to sleep. FML
Today, I was awoken by my wife patting my head and talking in her sleep, asking, "Who is this? Who am I touching?" She then rolled over and farted on me. FML
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Top comments
AmeOwl 0
Movie's like twilight have truly corrupted girls' ability to separate fiction from reality. In reality world, even a guy in love is probably not going to sit there staring at his girlfriend while she sleeps. And that's good, because it's kind of creepy.
Kingdutch 3
That's one unexpected answer
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Comments (71)
perdix 31
Change your diet or change your boyfriend. I had a friend who had anosmia (no sense of smell) and I told him he should advertise that. I'll bet there are lots of girls with smelly problems, like the OP, who offend guys that can smell. Dumb **** didn't take my advice.
guckylynn 19
why would you even think to ask you boyfriend if he's staring at you because he's in love? you're a complete idiot...
dun_dun_dun 0
Why does every woman (well, all the ones that post stuff on FML) think when a guy is staring at her, she thinks he's in love?
Residence_fml 4
Why do you need to have that confirmed? He lives with you so I think you may assume he already loves you. Other than that I indeed think it's kinda shitty that you fart so loud he can't even sleep, not talking about the smell yet.
gamegeek42 6
just because they live together doesn't mean he loves her. she may put out alot!
drinkupgorgeous 0
That is so awkward haha. Boyfriend: *stares* OP: Are you staring at me because you're in LOOOOOOOOVE? *bats eyelashes profusely*
GreenRupee 0
Wow, she's stupid just because she asks something romantic? Idiots... And many people fart in sleep. At least i know many of them.
BeeSkwaird 0
Asking that question is never romantic. Answering it when it's NOT asked IS.
jibz 6
I don't think the "why are you staring at me?" "because I'm in love" scenario would play over very well either. watching someone sleep is creepy. period.
chellinha93 0
hahahahaa... he was staring to see if you would stop or if there was something wrong with you, FYL
alexandraa_fml 0
LOL@ "are you staring at me bc your in love?".. that is all.
blastvortex 4
Hey, you're the one that asked. At least he was honest. And it could be worse - you could be a sleep-sharter instead of a sleep-farter.
QTp13 10
Have I not seen this FML before, or something very similar?
sunlovinmama 1
Your picture is really freaky