Today, I woke up to find a huge zit directly between my two eyebrows. My friends have started calling me "The North Star." FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I realized my acne looks like star constellations. I've already found the Little Dipper on my left cheek. FML
Today, my mom tagged me in a picture on Facebook. It's a very zoomed in picture of a zit that had just recently erupted on my face. The caption is "My baby's biggest zit yet!" FML
Today, I have a gigantic zit inside my left nostril. Good news: no one can see it and no need for makeup on it. Bad news: my nose really itches, and I constantly feel like I'm about to sneeze it out like a foreign object. FML
Today, I popped a zit that had formed around an ingrown hair "down there". It popped with so much force, the pus hit me in the forehead. Still can't get the hair out. FML
Today, I noticed that my acne has gotten so bad, I can see it out of my peripheral vision. FML
Today, I realized that I can't shave my unibrow because I have too much acne on my forehead. FML
Today, my hormones decided to make my pimples appear symmetrically on my face around my nose and mouth. FML
Today, I realized that the cute freckle I noticed a few weeks ago is actually a giant blackhead. FML
Today, I found out my sister has a nickname for me due to my recent breakouts. It's "Volcano Face." FML
Today, I woke up to find that not only did the toothpaste I put on my pimple make it more noticable, but it made it worse. FML
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Top comments
kAPISH 29
"Yeah well, atleast I'm a star!"
devildog562 33
At least you won't get lost at night ?
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Comments (63)
Oswin_fml 10
My friends called me an Indian when that happened to me
lil_miss_simran 15
It happens to me all the time, but i'm Indian so it doesn't matter
slyde32 12
are you #11's friend?
Oswin_fml 10
Quite possibly :)
chill99 15
It's better than calling you a unicorn... you're a star!
BritSkits 22
I would much rather be a unicorn. Unicorns are the shit.
RobertWJV86 11
That's like a 5 outta 10 on the burn meter.. Weak sause..
Grandmastasexy 14
I use a medicine called monocycline and havnt had a zit in forever talk to your dermotologist about it
ohSNAPyall 27
^ antibiotic
KeannaLove 32
^ which is used to treat bacteria, which acne is.
annarcheer 19
if ur a girl try concealer. if nah then that sucks..
cryssycakesx3 23
concealer works on guys too.
Khaleesi_26 30
Yeah but not mamy guys are going to want to use concealer
ahole69 2
At least it will give your boyfriend something to aim for with his belt buckle
killuhand 12
what the ****?
ahole69 2
suck a dick
llamaslikesoda 21
That sucks, hope you feel better soon, OP.
lovelyvampire 16
Just think of how many people the North star has helped!
shelbycobra0991 8
That's better than having a zit the size of a dime on the point of your nose on picture day and having everyone refer to you as Templeton (the rat from Charlotte's Web) for the remainder of the year lol.
pwnman 33
Get three aspirin pills, lemon juice and honey mixed together. The pills have to be crushed. Apply it on your zit and it'll fade away...