Today, I woke up to find a huge zit directly between my two eyebrows. My friends have started calling me "The North Star." FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I realized my acne looks like star constellations. I've already found the Little Dipper on my left cheek. FML
Today, my mom tagged me in a picture on Facebook. It's a very zoomed in picture of a zit that had just recently erupted on my face. The caption is "My baby's biggest zit yet!" FML
Today, I have a gigantic zit inside my left nostril. Good news: no one can see it and no need for makeup on it. Bad news: my nose really itches, and I constantly feel like I'm about to sneeze it out like a foreign object. FML
Today, I popped a zit that had formed around an ingrown hair "down there". It popped with so much force, the pus hit me in the forehead. Still can't get the hair out. FML
Today, I noticed that my acne has gotten so bad, I can see it out of my peripheral vision. FML
Today, I realized that I can't shave my unibrow because I have too much acne on my forehead. FML
Today, my hormones decided to make my pimples appear symmetrically on my face around my nose and mouth. FML
Today, I realized that the cute freckle I noticed a few weeks ago is actually a giant blackhead. FML
Today, I found out my sister has a nickname for me due to my recent breakouts. It's "Volcano Face." FML
Today, I woke up to find that not only did the toothpaste I put on my pimple make it more noticable, but it made it worse. FML
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Top comments
kAPISH 29
"Yeah well, atleast I'm a star!"
devildog562 33
At least you won't get lost at night ?
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Comments (63)
buckdharma 38
Eat a bunch of Starbursts. Yeah!
BBeffedmylife 28
You're a unicorn! Chip up, OP! I've always had skin problems and kids at school used to call me pizza face. Definitely see a doctor if you want, they prescribed me a topical cream that helped out a lot! I still break out every now and then but it's not as bad as it used to be!
double_jointed 11
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llamarrama01 21
Because you always help them find their way.
vikky538 29
when someone presses the zit..did any secret door opens?
Imareth 10
I just like the fact the OP felt the need to specify 'two' eyebrows. How many do you think the rest of us have?
worldclassrager 41
Is your hair long enough go cover it?
beardedbeard 4
Toothpaste over night. And not the gel kind. Good luck.
Blaisey 22
Toothpaste will dry that out overnight, then when you wash it off the zit will go with it :)
anniemeece 23
My first day of high school I had one like that.