Today, I woke up to find a huge zit directly between my two eyebrows. My friends have started calling me "The North Star." FML
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Today, I realized my acne looks like star constellations. I've already found the Little Dipper on my left cheek. FML
Today, my mom tagged me in a picture on Facebook. It's a very zoomed in picture of a zit that had just recently erupted on my face. The caption is "My baby's biggest zit yet!" FML
Today, I have a gigantic zit inside my left nostril. Good news: no one can see it and no need for makeup on it. Bad news: my nose really itches, and I constantly feel like I'm about to sneeze it out like a foreign object. FML
Today, I popped a zit that had formed around an ingrown hair "down there". It popped with so much force, the pus hit me in the forehead. Still can't get the hair out. FML
Today, I noticed that my acne has gotten so bad, I can see it out of my peripheral vision. FML
Today, I realized that I can't shave my unibrow because I have too much acne on my forehead. FML
Today, my hormones decided to make my pimples appear symmetrically on my face around my nose and mouth. FML
Today, I realized that the cute freckle I noticed a few weeks ago is actually a giant blackhead. FML
Today, I found out my sister has a nickname for me due to my recent breakouts. It's "Volcano Face." FML
Today, I woke up to find that not only did the toothpaste I put on my pimple make it more noticable, but it made it worse. FML
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kAPISH 29
"Yeah well, atleast I'm a star!"
devildog562 33
At least you won't get lost at night ?
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KayDee29 31
I would just pop it when I got home. usually if I pop my zits and then put some medicine cream on them, they're gone within a couple days. and I have minimal scarring :)
daughternature 7
Ugh, I so feel your pain. I used to get them on my NOSE all the time. Just use some acne cream and don't touch face too much because fingers are very oily, and it should go away soon. Don't feel too bad we all get them (:
SexyMexi21 23
Better get on that proactiv!! though Valentina (Mexican hot sauce and ir lime work just as well as vinegar)
martin8337 36
Could be worse, the zit could be on your taint.
purpleamber1 11
funny thing it's an acne treatment advertisement as I read your post! XD.
Bloink 25
i dont get zits often except in that spot, it sucks. it looks like one of those indian dot things
captainsmegma 12
Squeeze that puppy and get the crackers. Everything taste better when it zits on a Ritz!
KayDee29 31
mmmmmmm.
ylime23456 18
Zits go away so don't worry about it too much. Once I had two giant zits like two inches apart but in a perfect straight line on my forehead and my friends called them my devil horns:/
geekbait 5
That's why I have bangs.
1947Chevy 17
I get acne really bad only my acne is like cysts I actually have to take pills for it. Even if I don't touch it it's always sore. It leaves scars as well. Unfortunately for me it is genetic
cjwayy 22
Yikes man! My mom has cystic acne too because she has polycystic ovarian syndrome. I have it too, but I got super lucky and have clear skin. If you're a girl, birth control pills will help. I didn't look at your profile so I don't know your gender lol.