Today, I woke up to find a huge zit directly between my two eyebrows. My friends have started calling me "The North Star." FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I realized my acne looks like star constellations. I've already found the Little Dipper on my left cheek. FML
Today, my mom tagged me in a picture on Facebook. It's a very zoomed in picture of a zit that had just recently erupted on my face. The caption is "My baby's biggest zit yet!" FML
Today, I have a gigantic zit inside my left nostril. Good news: no one can see it and no need for makeup on it. Bad news: my nose really itches, and I constantly feel like I'm about to sneeze it out like a foreign object. FML
Today, I popped a zit that had formed around an ingrown hair "down there". It popped with so much force, the pus hit me in the forehead. Still can't get the hair out. FML
Today, I noticed that my acne has gotten so bad, I can see it out of my peripheral vision. FML
Today, I realized that I can't shave my unibrow because I have too much acne on my forehead. FML
Today, my hormones decided to make my pimples appear symmetrically on my face around my nose and mouth. FML
Today, I realized that the cute freckle I noticed a few weeks ago is actually a giant blackhead. FML
Today, I found out my sister has a nickname for me due to my recent breakouts. It's "Volcano Face." FML
Today, I woke up to find that not only did the toothpaste I put on my pimple make it more noticable, but it made it worse. FML
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Top comments
kAPISH 29
"Yeah well, atleast I'm a star!"
devildog562 33
At least you won't get lost at night ?
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Comments (63)
cjwayy 22
Ouch! Well when they get zits in unfortunate places, you'll have to come up with a creative nickname for them. :P
jtd1000 4
At least its better then being called rudolph
xsydneyx123 28
my friends called it my third eye. -_-
hue 12
Since when did toothpaste clear up pimples? o.O
chosha_fml 27
I would've gone with 'Vesuvius.'
CodyLauren231 6
Pop it?
emily4040 18
Have you been eating unhealthy foods? Zits tend to form there if so.
ZorroRooster 19
Just pop that son of a bitch.
Metthew 15
Sorry to hear your friends just can't ignore it. It's not like you DIDN'T know. >_>
lazyk411 2
give them the, FIST OF THE NORTH STAR!! *Head explodes*