Today, I woke up to find a huge zit directly between my two eyebrows. My friends have started calling me "The North Star." FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I realized my acne looks like star constellations. I've already found the Little Dipper on my left cheek. FML
Today, my mom tagged me in a picture on Facebook. It's a very zoomed in picture of a zit that had just recently erupted on my face. The caption is "My baby's biggest zit yet!" FML
Today, I have a gigantic zit inside my left nostril. Good news: no one can see it and no need for makeup on it. Bad news: my nose really itches, and I constantly feel like I'm about to sneeze it out like a foreign object. FML
Today, I popped a zit that had formed around an ingrown hair "down there". It popped with so much force, the pus hit me in the forehead. Still can't get the hair out. FML
Today, I noticed that my acne has gotten so bad, I can see it out of my peripheral vision. FML
Today, I realized that I can't shave my unibrow because I have too much acne on my forehead. FML
Today, my hormones decided to make my pimples appear symmetrically on my face around my nose and mouth. FML
Today, I realized that the cute freckle I noticed a few weeks ago is actually a giant blackhead. FML
Today, I found out my sister has a nickname for me due to my recent breakouts. It's "Volcano Face." FML
Today, I woke up to find that not only did the toothpaste I put on my pimple make it more noticable, but it made it worse. FML
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Top comments
kAPISH 29
"Yeah well, atleast I'm a star!"
devildog562 33
At least you won't get lost at night ?
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Comments (63)
asdfpiedance 1
same here now they are saying "are you indian haha"
trendkilla254 4
Where's the Gold, frankenscence and merh?
nick3600 22
You stole my title
skyeyez9 25
This happened to me....on school picture day.
jman514 2
Introduce them to the Fist of the North Star.
mlowy 17
Don't worry OP! It'll go away, and pass onto them! When that happened to me my brother called me 'The Morse Code'
enginsteve 17
I can't help but wonder about the South star...
Magnic 6
Couldn't you just i don't know... pop it? I to it with everything from pimple to zits. I even have any during my puberty. You get them because you don't pop them. If you pop them then all this stuff that is in them won't go back to your system to process it.
ssscolors3 9
I was in the same situation once, but instead of "The North Star" they called me Hindu..
AndronicusPark 10
Heh, "friends".