Today, I woke up to a text from my mother-in-law saying, "Happy birthday! I hope you have great birthday sex!" I'm now afraid to go over there for dinner tonight. FML
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Same thing different taste
Today, I found out that the messages about the issues in my sex life that I'd been sending to my best friend had been sent to my mother via iMessage. She's coming over for dinner tomorrow. FML
Booming economy!
Today, it's my birthday and it would be a great day if me and my wife weren’t literally too poor to celebrate it. To make it even better, she won’t have birthday sex with me, because we live with her mom and she’s afraid of her hearing us. FML
Today, my mother-in-law texted to wish me a happy birthday. She spelled my name wrong and it's not my birthday. FML
Thanks mom
Today, my mom decided it was a good idea to remind me about my non-existent sex life while all the family was having dinner. FML
Today, it's my mom's birthday. I woke up at midnight to be the first to tell her happy birthday. When I awoke in the morning, I decided to bake her a cake. Little did I know my whole family was going out to lunch to celebrate. I wasn't invited. FML
Happy nothing, then
Today, it's my birthday. I went downstairs expecting birthday greetings from my parents. Instead, they just sat on the couch saying nothing. Thinking they forgot, I casually reminded them. My mom scoffed and said, "Go do the dishes." FML
Oh no…
Today, it was my birthday. I only got one message, from my dad, which was a sexual image meant for my mother. FML
Cool story, tell it again
Today, I celebrated my birthday. My mom invited a bunch of my relatives over, and they started telling funny stories of when I was a kid. My mom decided that then was an appropriate time to talk about how she caught me looking at porn the other night. FML
Today, I missed a call from my mom. It's my birthday, and glad she remembered, I called back to thank her. She was surprised when I brought up going out for dinner, and asked me what the occasion was. FML
Issues
Today, in the middle of sex, my boyfriend asked me what he should get his mother for her birthday. FML
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thisiscat 14
Maybe that's the point..
FirstTigerHobbes 13
I would but I'm crying
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Comments (168)
fayzay24 0
Honestly, I would've laughed my a** off and forget about it.
bizarre_ftw 21
This may be the vicodin making me stupid but.. why?
Yourheadache 19
Hahaha I couldnt help but laugh at your picture :D im sorry..
bizarre_ftw 21
I was laughing when I took it so that's perfectly fine However I've recently changed it (not due to anything you've said I'm sure you're happy to know, but simply because I recently got my wisdom teeth out and I don't have any bruising in the slightest, so I'm happy and showing off)
KiddNYC1O 20
Why? She's not doing the duck face... ^
Yourheadache 19
and dont get me wrong, it was a funny picture but you are beautiful :)
AbdLiverMadrid 1
gando
annonymous37 0
That's just a tiny bit creepy!
AbdLiverMadrid 1
???
AbdLiverMadrid 1
esh eli 9air hoon 3nkon ya 7elwaT
THE_A_TEEN 27
Wut?
1094568 1
H..e..l..l..o.. W..e.. A..r..e.. F..r..o..m.. E..a..r..t..h.. W..h..e..r..e.. A..r..e.. Y..o..u.. F..r..o..m..?..
Anonymoouse_fml 0
It's my momma's birthday too!:D
zandalee 19
I don't get why this is a FML. Why are u so square? Find a sense of humor for Gods sake!! I would love to have a fun Mother in law!
thiscrazything 1
Just let her know it was the best sex ever!
mars13_fml 8
Wow that will make for some interesting dinner conversation