Everyone knows (even MIL) that you're suppose to have great birthday sex! I'm sure it's her son/daughter that is the one doing it, not her. (let's hope) On today's menu: Oysters! Yum!

Well I'd chose that over her bitching at me.. Just be grateful you're not the one who had to have her give you the sex talk and help with all that stuff through your life.. On second thought...other than being awkward it's better than stuck up moms right?

That's something my future mother-in-law would say. Either way, FYL. That's awkward. I just hope mine never says it to me lol.

Lol pretty cool mother in law I wouldn't find that awkward I would bring it up at dinner and tell her it was pretty good lol

She's already your mother in law so her text is based on what she already knows. Say thanks and have sex!

Go for it man!

Why be afraid, arrive for dinner with a smile. A really really big smile. When she asks how your day was you say... We followed your advice, Thanks!

The one thing iv'e learned from Fmylife.com: Mother-In-Laws are there weirdest/worst thing ever created.

Your a pussy if your scared. Wtf bang that puss like u never have!.... Ahhh pussy

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