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Oh no…

Today, it was my birthday. I only got one message, from my dad, which was a sexual image meant for my mother. FML

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abhi95 31

HAPPY BIRTHDAY OP.. WE AT FML LOVE YOU.. MAY YOU HAVE A WONDERFUL YEAR AHEAD! There you go.. I bet you're blushing now

thxnder 14

It's something

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pbruins84 21

A text message that was an image?

thxnder 14

Yes, an MMS probably.

thxnder 14

It's something

oddities 20

Not a good something and not even a birthday related something but still a something. True but depressing if you think about it.

iBanana 17

Birthdays become depressing when you're not a kid anymore because it means you don't get cool presents, you get age and wisdom and experience. That's nice and all, but I'd rather be a kid.

Dthsapprntc 23

I still get cool presents on my birthday.... Ok, so I buy them myself, and sometimes I don't wrap them, but I still get excited. Well, that sounds really sad now that I wrote it down.

Rainhawk94 27

#10, your comment is depressing

Credibleskills 28

It's the thought that counts.....?? XD

abhi95 31

HAPPY BIRTHDAY OP.. WE AT FML LOVE YOU.. MAY YOU HAVE A WONDERFUL YEAR AHEAD! There you go.. I bet you're blushing now

cumberbunny 17

I hate people who patronise others.

kinky44 28

And we hate you too. Happy Birthday, OP!

smokecloud_ 37

46, I can't stop giggling at how perfectly your comment and pic go together..

PuggieKid 22

Alright... Who else sang that?

712sash 26

Sorry to hear that, OP. Also, Happy Birthday to you :)

maggiefox 25

Happy Birthday! :) Alright, you caught me. I'm throwing you a surprise party :D

outlawimmortal 4

For what it's what.... HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

OhNoAGhost 18

Happy birthday!

Pizzapiggy1 18

Oh ,hopefully it wasn't a dick pic •~• Happy belated birthday !

SemiAuto 21

I'm pretty sure it was considering OP said "sexual image meant for my mother."

markcallanan_ 20

DocBastard 40

So I assume you were just jealous that the nood wasn't meant for you? Email me and I'll send you a birthday nood. I'll even put a bow on it, just for you. Happy birthday.

Pleonasm 36

I thought it was OP who was supposed to be in their birthday suit.

damnit1989 16

#23: I have been so used to correcting grammar, that I did a double-take at your use of "their". I am pleasantly surprised.

Rallred32 20

This has been the first time Doc has only had negative votes...

Bloink 25

actually, instead of 'their,' it should be 'his or her'

Hiimhaileypotter 53

#38- No, he's actually been thumbed down quite a bit before. He's posted thousands of comments; as with anyone else, it's only expected that some comments are going to suck (but I thought this one was pretty good).

Rallred32 20

This one was good, 85, but I guess when this FML was posted people were in a bad mood because he had -12 likes.