Today, I woke up to a stranger in my bed. Just as my parents responded to my screaming, I remembered that I'd helped my boyfriend sneak in through my window last night. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I was woken up by the sound of someone in my room. I started freaking out, thinking someone had broken in, so I kicked them, only to realise it was my boyfriend coming back from the toilet. I'd forgotten he was staying over. FML
Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house because I knew his parents wouldn't be there. Later, I woke up in a hospital bed because his sister thought I was a burglar and tased me. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be romantic to throw pebbles at my bedroom window in the middle of the night. It triggered the burglar alarm, which woke up everyone in the house. If my parents didn't know I had a boyfriend before, they certainly do now. FML
Today, I was sleeping with my boyfriend and woke up in his arms to hear him say "Mom, Mom." FML
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend making breakfast. I thought he was making it for me, so I sat at the table. When he walked over with his plate, he said, "Oh, I didn't know you were here!" I'd slept in the same bed with him last night. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to climb up to my third story window in the early hours of the morning. Just before he got to the top, he slipped and fell to the ground. My dad had to drive him to the hospital at 3am. FML
Today, my boyfriend sneaked into my room, not knowing I wasn't home. It would have been great, except my dad went in my room to put laundry away. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were house sitting. We were a little on edge because we'd heard noises. We were starting to get intimate, and suddenly the house alarm started going off. We locked ourselves in the room, called the police, and they told us that we were the ones who'd set it off. FML
Today, I’m still recovering from last night. I fell asleep before my boyfriend. He thought it would be funny to stand at the bottom of the bed with a knife and wake me up. I screamed so much that I wet myself and had a panic attack. He recorded the whole thing. FML
Today, I woke up next to my girlfriend, but it wasn’t actually her. What happened last night? FML
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Top comments
Kashaqueetrah 12
Why didn't you notice it was your boyfriend though?
BntyHntrSeattle 30
BUT MOM, IF I FORGOT HE WAS HERE THEN HE WASN'T HERE.
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Comments (105)
chaxandgoods 9
I'm wondering what the following conversation would have been like.Sounds like a sitcom kind of life to me....YDI YDI YDI
JordanDempsey 20
Ha! Dummy
artistic09 7
Today, I woke up to my girlfriend screaming and her father standing in the doorway with a baseball bat FML...... Shall we expect that FML soon?
Omegamike101 7
Lmao u and OP should so go out
JaneChemi_fml 21
oh look! that's the joke flying right over your head!
Shorty777 4
If you have to sneak your boyfriend in your room, you need to move.
NavalAvaiations1 5
I have a feeling she's 16.
SamanthaNGoree 10
I have a feeling she's 13.
tomgun_fml 16
You deserve it but... It is better safe then sorry
EpicSquishii 21
YDI- Sneaking around in your parents house is disrespectful. If you're not old/mature enough to have a private place of your own, you're not old/matute enough to have "sleepovers." That being said, I hope your boyfriend didn't catch too much hell for bring there. Hopefully they don't disapprove of him forever :(
monnanon 14
i had to share a room with my sister until i was 18 years old. im pretty sure i was mature/old enough for my own space before then i just didnt see the point of moving out before i moved for uni. i do see your point though. even at 17 i wasnt sneaking people into my room and it would have been easy to take advantage of the fact that my sister is practically deaf. a little respect goes a long way. gotta earn the right for "sleepovers" at your parents house.
xStaciexLynnx 15
I don't think you're mature enough to make those decisions when you're in high school, whether you think you are at the time or not. Plus it still comes down to respect. If they put a roof over your head and pay the bills, you follow their rules.
AHopelessDeath 12
INDEED. perfectly said
Miss_Klutzie 28
Uhm...how did you look at him and not know its your boyfriend?
LyraAlluse 25
Interesting. It was like you got Rick Rolled in real life. Except a bed was involved.
MissWhitneyB 17
YDI. Thats all I have to say
wannabesinger 16
Hey, don't worry. Lucy from 50 First Dates did the same thing, and they still ended up together! Of course, she had a brain injury to blame for not remembering the guy in her bed...maybe you should see a doctor?
NavalAvaiations1 5
one of the best movies ever!