Today, I woke up to a stranger in my bed. Just as my parents responded to my screaming, I remembered that I'd helped my boyfriend sneak in through my window last night. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I was woken up by the sound of someone in my room. I started freaking out, thinking someone had broken in, so I kicked them, only to realise it was my boyfriend coming back from the toilet. I'd forgotten he was staying over. FML
Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house because I knew his parents wouldn't be there. Later, I woke up in a hospital bed because his sister thought I was a burglar and tased me. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be romantic to throw pebbles at my bedroom window in the middle of the night. It triggered the burglar alarm, which woke up everyone in the house. If my parents didn't know I had a boyfriend before, they certainly do now. FML
Today, I was sleeping with my boyfriend and woke up in his arms to hear him say "Mom, Mom." FML
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend making breakfast. I thought he was making it for me, so I sat at the table. When he walked over with his plate, he said, "Oh, I didn't know you were here!" I'd slept in the same bed with him last night. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to climb up to my third story window in the early hours of the morning. Just before he got to the top, he slipped and fell to the ground. My dad had to drive him to the hospital at 3am. FML
Today, my boyfriend sneaked into my room, not knowing I wasn't home. It would have been great, except my dad went in my room to put laundry away. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were house sitting. We were a little on edge because we'd heard noises. We were starting to get intimate, and suddenly the house alarm started going off. We locked ourselves in the room, called the police, and they told us that we were the ones who'd set it off. FML
Today, I’m still recovering from last night. I fell asleep before my boyfriend. He thought it would be funny to stand at the bottom of the bed with a knife and wake me up. I screamed so much that I wet myself and had a panic attack. He recorded the whole thing. FML
Today, I woke up next to my girlfriend, but it wasn’t actually her. What happened last night? FML
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Kashaqueetrah 12
Why didn't you notice it was your boyfriend though?
BntyHntrSeattle 30
BUT MOM, IF I FORGOT HE WAS HERE THEN HE WASN'T HERE.
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Comments (105)
RatchedRN 3
If you aren't used to having someone sleep in your bed, then your too young to be dating.
parism143 28
dating doesn't automatically mean sleeping together.
CharresBarkrey 16
This makes no sense. How do you GET used to someone else sleeping in your bed without doing it the first time? By that logic, a 30 year old who's slept alone for a while is too young to be dating.
Sputnikspak 13
Yeah, that's pretty nonsense. I would say that you're too young to be sleeping with someone if your parents won't let them stay over, but my boyfriend is pushing 30, is at home to go back to school, we've been together 8 years, and we still aren't allowed to sleep on the same FLOOR at his parents' house. If I stay I get relegated to the basement. My parents were cool with it when I turned 18. Which is probably the way I'd do it. We're just polite enough not to have sex when they're home (and they're nice enough to disappear for a few hours on the weekend).
amifaiyaz 12
How could you not recognize your bf?
Pierce1987 8
Psychological evaluation needed in isle 1
Megan639 16
you're. a moron.
ilesuk 11
Be more careful!
yadanax 14
Hehe
meherm 11
You're an idiot. How can you forget you snuck your boyfriend in? YDI. & if your parents said you're not allowed to have a boyfriend then they were right.
TayonaC 10
I'm sorry, but you kind of deserved it for sneaking him in your house in the first place. hope you learned your lesson.
flashback_fml 14
Lol you two must have gotten wrecked the night before ydi 170%
ginawater19 13
I think I would remember its my boyfriend. The smell, the touch, anything. If a strangers in your bed you'll know a strangers in your bed lol.