Today, I woke up to a stranger in my bed. Just as my parents responded to my screaming, I remembered that I'd helped my boyfriend sneak in through my window last night. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I was woken up by the sound of someone in my room. I started freaking out, thinking someone had broken in, so I kicked them, only to realise it was my boyfriend coming back from the toilet. I'd forgotten he was staying over. FML
Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house because I knew his parents wouldn't be there. Later, I woke up in a hospital bed because his sister thought I was a burglar and tased me. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be romantic to throw pebbles at my bedroom window in the middle of the night. It triggered the burglar alarm, which woke up everyone in the house. If my parents didn't know I had a boyfriend before, they certainly do now. FML
Today, I was sleeping with my boyfriend and woke up in his arms to hear him say "Mom, Mom." FML
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend making breakfast. I thought he was making it for me, so I sat at the table. When he walked over with his plate, he said, "Oh, I didn't know you were here!" I'd slept in the same bed with him last night. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to climb up to my third story window in the early hours of the morning. Just before he got to the top, he slipped and fell to the ground. My dad had to drive him to the hospital at 3am. FML
Today, my boyfriend sneaked into my room, not knowing I wasn't home. It would have been great, except my dad went in my room to put laundry away. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were house sitting. We were a little on edge because we'd heard noises. We were starting to get intimate, and suddenly the house alarm started going off. We locked ourselves in the room, called the police, and they told us that we were the ones who'd set it off. FML
Today, I’m still recovering from last night. I fell asleep before my boyfriend. He thought it would be funny to stand at the bottom of the bed with a knife and wake me up. I screamed so much that I wet myself and had a panic attack. He recorded the whole thing. FML
Today, I woke up next to my girlfriend, but it wasn’t actually her. What happened last night? FML
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Top comments
Kashaqueetrah 12
Why didn't you notice it was your boyfriend though?
BntyHntrSeattle 30
BUT MOM, IF I FORGOT HE WAS HERE THEN HE WASN'T HERE.
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Comments (105)
athos1237 4
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lwonderful 11
YDI
thebear683 6
op, your parents and (probably ex) boyfriend must really respect your intelligence, you ******* dimwit.
exlexx 12
nice.. you dont even know how your boyfriend looks like? the start of a beautifull relationship
xxbvbsusanxx 21
Are you some special kind of idiot?
ozan4676 8
Lol, in moderation yesterday I saw the likely fake guy's version of this xD "Today, I woke up to my my girlfriend screaming and her dad coming in the room with a shotgun."
jondmon91 10
FML is bullsh*t all these people are questioning this FML and it's validity. But when I comment "bullsh*t" one time I get a b*tcha** warming like FML is my damn momma.
gordogirls 4
YDI! If you are young enough to scream for mommy instead of slither out of the bed then your likely to young to have boys in your bed. Obey your parents rules and u wouldnt put u and im guess your now ex-boyfriend in these type of situations!!
iammaddie1234 9
Oh dear lord, no, this just gives me anxiety reading it. I'd be too scared that my dad would come in to tell me something randomly or just to check on me.
HeWillBeLoved105 22
How did you not notice your boyfriend?