Today, I woke up to a stranger in my bed. Just as my parents responded to my screaming, I remembered that I'd helped my boyfriend sneak in through my window last night. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was woken up by the sound of someone in my room. I started freaking out, thinking someone had broken in, so I kicked them, only to realise it was my boyfriend coming back from the toilet. I'd forgotten he was staying over. FML
Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house because I knew his parents wouldn't be there. Later, I woke up in a hospital bed because his sister thought I was a burglar and tased me. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be romantic to throw pebbles at my bedroom window in the middle of the night. It triggered the burglar alarm, which woke up everyone in the house. If my parents didn't know I had a boyfriend before, they certainly do now. FML
Today, I was sleeping with my boyfriend and woke up in his arms to hear him say "Mom, Mom." FML
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend making breakfast. I thought he was making it for me, so I sat at the table. When he walked over with his plate, he said, "Oh, I didn't know you were here!" I'd slept in the same bed with him last night. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to climb up to my third story window in the early hours of the morning. Just before he got to the top, he slipped and fell to the ground. My dad had to drive him to the hospital at 3am. FML
Today, my boyfriend sneaked into my room, not knowing I wasn't home. It would have been great, except my dad went in my room to put laundry away. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were house sitting. We were a little on edge because we'd heard noises. We were starting to get intimate, and suddenly the house alarm started going off. We locked ourselves in the room, called the police, and they told us that we were the ones who'd set it off. FML
Today, I’m still recovering from last night. I fell asleep before my boyfriend. He thought it would be funny to stand at the bottom of the bed with a knife and wake me up. I screamed so much that I wet myself and had a panic attack. He recorded the whole thing. FML
Today, I woke up next to my girlfriend, but it wasn’t actually her. What happened last night? FML
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Kashaqueetrah 12
Why didn't you notice it was your boyfriend though?
BntyHntrSeattle 30
BUT MOM, IF I FORGOT HE WAS HERE THEN HE WASN'T HERE.
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Comments (105)
missfrenchie 11
This fml is copied I've seen this one before like 2-3 weeks ago in the random page
rickyblair 16
You dumbass, if you're gonna disobey your parents at least don't give yourself away. How exactly was he getting out? I wish I had the balls to try that xD
prljm10 10
If you're too stupid to know your boyfriend is on your bed, then you shouldn't have one over behind your parent's back! YDI
princessxauja 6
That's so stupid
Xotoolyxo 16
How could you mistake your boyfriend as a stranger
bbpgrs 7
please tell me you're kidding... I can't believe people like that exist...
pnutbutternjelly 15
What a moron.
depressingbunny 6
So he wasn't a stranger hmm ya I think you kinda deserved it
BabyGirlJr1 11
thats your fault because you shouldda been more aware of your surroundings or you dont have to break the rules
WhiteCrimson 23
Were you drunk the night before? How could you not remember him being there? Come on.