By Moeswifey - United States
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend making breakfast. I thought he was making it for me, so I sat at the table. When he walked over with his plate, he said, "Oh, I didn't know you were here!" I'd slept in the same bed with him last night. FML
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By  sallen0046  |  4

Why would you assume he was making breakfast for you when there was only one plate? Next time, open your mouth and say hello before sitting down to be fed as though he were your servant.

  KaySL  |  24

Zern, are you from Texas by any chance? I only ask because the locals want you to get the holy fuck out. You're lowering the local average IQ level by about 20 points... to about, oh, 2?

  Elixa  |  0

That's sad that spinning in a chair is your version of a "little fun". Fun is working your way up the corporate ladder, and after that incident, the only way your going to do that, is to walk in to your bosses office say you've been a very bad girl or boy and need a spanking.

  babelini  |  12

same here. if u can dish sarcasm i thought u could see it coming? lol.
why are u so mad at me? u said its sad for the previous OP his idea of fun is spinning in a chair and i'm just saying it like u said it, its sad u mixed up the FML. i mean, seriously, chill. u know u posted the same comment at the next FML post too right?

  knibbsy  |  4

Guys stop. We are replying to comment #1. Therefore, we must talk about corn. Corn is good. Corn on the cob is better. Canned corn is worse. Cornholio is the best of them all.

  Elixa  |  0

ok so I guess there was just a miscommunication on both of our parts then. Sorry I insulted you, and no I was unaware that I had mistaking posted it to another fml as well, which one is it?

  SecureReflex  |  0

Woah, hey now 14, what's with all the Texas hating? Totally uncalled for.
Texas is actually a pretty good state, and no we aren't a bunch of southern hicks, I attend a high school in Texas that is in the top 75 in the US. Though that may not mean much to you Brits...

  sourgirl101  |  28

Where have you been girlie? Taken a break from FML?(:

and 27 it's always the ones with no picture that talk the most smack. That joke was funny the first 20 times I've heard it. Don't forget that my husband also looks like Dragon Ball Z's- Mr. (Hercule) Satan.