Today, I woke up to a bloody nose. Instead of rushing to the bathroom, I creatively dripped the blood over a knife for photography class because the assignment was to show emotion. So many of the students and faculty were disturbed that I'm now forced to talk to the school psychologist. FML
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Today, while at work, I managed to scrape open the inside of my nose with my fingernail, drawing blood in the process. I had to quickly up an explanation for my scream that didn't go: "Well, I was scouting for boogers..." FML
Today, my professor called me out in the middle of a lecture to ask why I was bleeding. I then had to explain to him, in front of around one hundred of my fellow classmates, that my largest zit had burst. FML
Today, I got so bored that I drew a face on my index finger, and made a video of me garrotting it with a string. I ended up rupturing a blood vessel, and had to think up a cover story for my girlfriend to explain my screaming. FML
Today, I woke to find a pool of my own blood all over my pillow. Frantic to find the source of the blood, I rushed into the bathroom and tripped over my too-long pajama pants. Crashing to the floor face first, I broke my nose. Turns out I had just bitten my lip in the middle of the night. FML
Today, I had a nosebleed at work after having recent surgery. As I was walking to the bathroom, I tripped and fell, sending blood splattering everywhere. My manager, who was walking by, looked at me and said, “You’re really committed to the bit.” I was too embarrassed to respond. FML
Today, I had the longest, bloodiest, bloody nose ever when I was at work. I got blood on a few materials as I was running to the restroom. I work in a food factory, so everything had to be sanitized and thrown out. Now management wants me to pay for everything we had to throw out. FML
Today, I had to leave class early due to a profusely bleeding pimple on my forehead. FML
Today, I got to my human anatomy class with a hickey on my neck. Since I sit in the front row, my professor noticed and decided to call me to the front. He then started talking about ruptured blood vessels and hickeys, all while as I served as the subject. FML
Today, I was listening to some music before school started, which is why I didn't hear my teacher sneak up behind me. When she laid her hand on my shoulder, of course I accidentally punch her in the face. Her nose bled. FML
Today, I wound up in hospital because my boyfriend covered my face in fake gore while I was sleeping, to see if I was really as scared of blood as I claimed. Sure enough, when I saw my reflection in the bathroom mirror, I fainted, smashing my head against the counter on the way down. FML
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MrFancy 0
I thought that was a pretty good idea. Sorry.
manda_baby_rawr 4
That's actually a pretty good idea...too bad people are stupid and overreact all the time. -.-'
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Comments (232)
BWill9014 4
YDI
MissBunny25 0
I bet it looked cool :) but you know how paranoid schools are these days soo.. fyl lol :)
MaximilianMarche 0
no we don't know how paranoid "these" schools are. why don't u tell us
justsomgirl 4
50 I think you read that wrong.
overrandom 4
To show emotion, as in your own emotion.
some1azn 0
They don't know art. :/ lol
PurpleWaffles 2
What I want to know is why there was a knife there.
odexy 12
Do you not own knives in your home?
Grimmerie 31
well, the assumption is that there was a knife close to hand, as op woke up with a nosebleed and presumably would not have had time to get to the kitchen and select a knife. i keep plenty of sharp tools in my room for sculpture. x-acto knives, box cutters, razor blades, etc. some of them look pretty vicious, too.
PurpleWaffles 2
I'm sorry, I read it as that it was in the photography ROOM. I'm losing it.
omnimatty 0
they probably thought you cute your ear off.
cameront777 0
probably not
Mokiikom_fml 8
#76: A joke about Van Gogh, probably.
IHHC 2
#23 just because it was in holland the jury was high?
Doortje 30
Yes. Don't you know we're all high here al the time? We put weed in our cereal and in our mashed potatoes. Then right before we go to bed we eat a special brownie. We can't sleep otherwise; there would be too many normal thoughts in our head, we can't handle that.
imac619 2
Lol. You should know better, anything dark will land you with a shrink in todays soceity of namby pampys who think every thing is sunshine and puppy dog tails.
baldou16 0
I know I allmost got sent to the psyc ward for a scratch on my arm and they did a near full body search. Good thing they didnt find the cuts......
gabrielleangeliq 0
If the tails are separated from the puppy that's not happy.
January8 5
I shouldn't have laughed at that
sourgirl101 29
I believe everyone has a morbid side to a certain degree. The school just wants to find out if you're any threat to any of the other students including yourself. (For safety reasons) If you're not, then it's a few hours out of your life talking to the psychologist. You'd be surprised what you may find out about yourself, if you talk to a good psychologist. I've never meet anyone that never benefited from it.
TheHardwick3 7
Hi I'm Jack my phycologist screwed up my life by telling my teacher I am mentally disturbed and my teacher then told the class and I'm now an outcast before that I was a fine happy if not slightly gothic kid but now I am full blown emo so I now you have
CallMeHush 1
Woke up with a bloody nose... They don't want to talk to you about the damn picture Skippy. This is an intervention for your cocaine problem.