Today, I woke up to a bloody nose. Instead of rushing to the bathroom, I creatively dripped the blood over a knife for photography class because the assignment was to show emotion. So many of the students and faculty were disturbed that I'm now forced to talk to the school psychologist. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, while at work, I managed to scrape open the inside of my nose with my fingernail, drawing blood in the process. I had to quickly up an explanation for my scream that didn't go: "Well, I was scouting for boogers..." FML
Today, my professor called me out in the middle of a lecture to ask why I was bleeding. I then had to explain to him, in front of around one hundred of my fellow classmates, that my largest zit had burst. FML
Today, I got so bored that I drew a face on my index finger, and made a video of me garrotting it with a string. I ended up rupturing a blood vessel, and had to think up a cover story for my girlfriend to explain my screaming. FML
Today, I woke to find a pool of my own blood all over my pillow. Frantic to find the source of the blood, I rushed into the bathroom and tripped over my too-long pajama pants. Crashing to the floor face first, I broke my nose. Turns out I had just bitten my lip in the middle of the night. FML
Today, I had a nosebleed at work after having recent surgery. As I was walking to the bathroom, I tripped and fell, sending blood splattering everywhere. My manager, who was walking by, looked at me and said, “You’re really committed to the bit.” I was too embarrassed to respond. FML
Today, I had the longest, bloodiest, bloody nose ever when I was at work. I got blood on a few materials as I was running to the restroom. I work in a food factory, so everything had to be sanitized and thrown out. Now management wants me to pay for everything we had to throw out. FML
Today, I had to leave class early due to a profusely bleeding pimple on my forehead. FML
Today, I got to my human anatomy class with a hickey on my neck. Since I sit in the front row, my professor noticed and decided to call me to the front. He then started talking about ruptured blood vessels and hickeys, all while as I served as the subject. FML
Today, I was listening to some music before school started, which is why I didn't hear my teacher sneak up behind me. When she laid her hand on my shoulder, of course I accidentally punch her in the face. Her nose bled. FML
Today, I wound up in hospital because my boyfriend covered my face in fake gore while I was sleeping, to see if I was really as scared of blood as I claimed. Sure enough, when I saw my reflection in the bathroom mirror, I fainted, smashing my head against the counter on the way down. FML
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MrFancy 0
I thought that was a pretty good idea. Sorry.
manda_baby_rawr 4
That's actually a pretty good idea...too bad people are stupid and overreact all the time. -.-'
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Comments (232)
mentalhotdog 0
are u freaking EMO?
Mokiikom_fml 8
More like random and stupid!! I worry for you if that's what you view as "witty"...
baldou16 0
I actually agree that that was a good idea and want the picture for framing. Is shows real emotion so what's wrong with it?
Ninken94 3
Geez. Once in middle school i strategically pulled out two loose teeth at separate time intervals to miss class (they were baby teeth). Not only did i miss class, but i freaked out the nurses and all my classmates around me. Whatev, they're a bunch of *******. Anyway, **** those guys if they don't understand you're humor/thought process.
yG420 6
lmfaoooo
DVecc 0
Maybe you should of thought it through first? Blood on a knife most likely means you murdered or hurt someone, or have depression and cut yourself, can't blame the school for being concerned.
InsaneGenius 0
I think it was a great idea. It could represent many emotions, rage~ therefore murder, hence the bloody knife, depression~ therefore suicide, hence the bloody knife, etc. Those may seem a bit dreary and drastic, but great nonetheless.
MtnDew32 0
The humor is really just forced after a while
MaybeThisWasMean 0
I actually think that is very artistic . I would have explained maybe , or I'd laugh my ass off and be all like "dude chill . I'm an artist . At least I didn't bring a gun with all this shit on it . " screw them for being so stupid & brutal . lmao
Charleezee 0
*** the school! U can't teach creativity good job on ur assignment OP