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By Anonymous - 11/02/2022 01:59 - Germany - Norden
Today, I'm the only person in my company with almost zero chance of contracting COVID, because I literally have no social life. I'm also the only employee who has to get a COVID test every single day. Yay logic! FML
Probably as a punishment for using the word "literally" wrong.
I'd think organizations would like to test those with little chance of contracting Covid very often to drive their positivity statistic down.
Just get the fucking vaccine and stop bitching.
Since you probably touch door handles and other objects that might not be decontaminated, you still have a chance to get Covid.