Today, I woke up to a bloody nose. Instead of rushing to the bathroom, I creatively dripped the blood over a knife for photography class because the assignment was to show emotion. So many of the students and faculty were disturbed that I'm now forced to talk to the school psychologist. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while at work, I managed to scrape open the inside of my nose with my fingernail, drawing blood in the process. I had to quickly up an explanation for my scream that didn't go: "Well, I was scouting for boogers..." FML
Today, my professor called me out in the middle of a lecture to ask why I was bleeding. I then had to explain to him, in front of around one hundred of my fellow classmates, that my largest zit had burst. FML
Today, I got so bored that I drew a face on my index finger, and made a video of me garrotting it with a string. I ended up rupturing a blood vessel, and had to think up a cover story for my girlfriend to explain my screaming. FML
Today, I woke to find a pool of my own blood all over my pillow. Frantic to find the source of the blood, I rushed into the bathroom and tripped over my too-long pajama pants. Crashing to the floor face first, I broke my nose. Turns out I had just bitten my lip in the middle of the night. FML
Today, I had a nosebleed at work after having recent surgery. As I was walking to the bathroom, I tripped and fell, sending blood splattering everywhere. My manager, who was walking by, looked at me and said, “You’re really committed to the bit.” I was too embarrassed to respond. FML
Today, I had the longest, bloodiest, bloody nose ever when I was at work. I got blood on a few materials as I was running to the restroom. I work in a food factory, so everything had to be sanitized and thrown out. Now management wants me to pay for everything we had to throw out. FML
Today, I had to leave class early due to a profusely bleeding pimple on my forehead. FML
Today, I got to my human anatomy class with a hickey on my neck. Since I sit in the front row, my professor noticed and decided to call me to the front. He then started talking about ruptured blood vessels and hickeys, all while as I served as the subject. FML
Today, I was listening to some music before school started, which is why I didn't hear my teacher sneak up behind me. When she laid her hand on my shoulder, of course I accidentally punch her in the face. Her nose bled. FML
Today, I wound up in hospital because my boyfriend covered my face in fake gore while I was sleeping, to see if I was really as scared of blood as I claimed. Sure enough, when I saw my reflection in the bathroom mirror, I fainted, smashing my head against the counter on the way down. FML
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MrFancy 0
I thought that was a pretty good idea. Sorry.
manda_baby_rawr 4
That's actually a pretty good idea...too bad people are stupid and overreact all the time. -.-'
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katelyn92507 1
What an unoriginal idea. YDI.
krez 20
If it is a US public school they are legally obligated to look into it, just in case you are harming yourself or others. If they let it slip by and you ARE doing something insane, everyone gets sued and fired.
Mokiikom_fml 8
Nah. In truth this type of thing only works to harass normal students like the OP. Look for example at the recent madman in Arizona. He was a psycho from the start even before he lied about his mental problems and drug addiction to illegally purchase guns and kill all those people. The school knew about his issues but didn't bother doing anything about it, and just let the psycho take all those lives when they could have stopped it long before...
krez 20
"The school" you are referring to was NOT a public high school, it was a college. His symptoms didn't show up until around the time he dropped out of HS. Later, the college actually kicked him out and told him to get therapy if he wanted to return, after calling the police several times because of his behavior. So my point stands; they watch for the telltale signs and report it, so as not to endanger the other kids and teachers. It is not harassment; if the OP is really just an artist and not a psycho, a meeting with the shrink isn't going to hurt her.
grdianknight 0
I get what you were going for, but always know your audience. As many students go off the deep end these days, they're going to most likely not take the chance you're the next one.
Outrunbigdady1 0
that's actually a smart idea stupid people taking it seriously all the time geeze >:(
maddiewoah 15
Trying to show emotion by taking pictures of a "bloody" knife? Yeah, I'd say they were right in thinking you might be a little disturbed.
lizzieislovely 11
YDI, but you're also disturbingly awesome.
wellinever 5
It's not your fault for having such wimps for classmates. Great improvisation. Just rise above it.
Pacman247 0
roflmao nice idea i hope you explained it to them
Jonny26 0
Yea schools suck I got suspended for creatively letting alil of my diarrhea drip on the toilet seat and taking photos
metallicshadow 16
people overreact for the stupidest little shit these days