Today, I woke up to a bloody nose. Instead of rushing to the bathroom, I creatively dripped the blood over a knife for photography class because the assignment was to show emotion. So many of the students and faculty were disturbed that I'm now forced to talk to the school psychologist. FML
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Today, while at work, I managed to scrape open the inside of my nose with my fingernail, drawing blood in the process. I had to quickly up an explanation for my scream that didn't go: "Well, I was scouting for boogers..." FML
Today, my professor called me out in the middle of a lecture to ask why I was bleeding. I then had to explain to him, in front of around one hundred of my fellow classmates, that my largest zit had burst. FML
Today, I got so bored that I drew a face on my index finger, and made a video of me garrotting it with a string. I ended up rupturing a blood vessel, and had to think up a cover story for my girlfriend to explain my screaming. FML
Today, I woke to find a pool of my own blood all over my pillow. Frantic to find the source of the blood, I rushed into the bathroom and tripped over my too-long pajama pants. Crashing to the floor face first, I broke my nose. Turns out I had just bitten my lip in the middle of the night. FML
Today, I had a nosebleed at work after having recent surgery. As I was walking to the bathroom, I tripped and fell, sending blood splattering everywhere. My manager, who was walking by, looked at me and said, “You’re really committed to the bit.” I was too embarrassed to respond. FML
Today, I had the longest, bloodiest, bloody nose ever when I was at work. I got blood on a few materials as I was running to the restroom. I work in a food factory, so everything had to be sanitized and thrown out. Now management wants me to pay for everything we had to throw out. FML
Today, I had to leave class early due to a profusely bleeding pimple on my forehead. FML
Today, I got to my human anatomy class with a hickey on my neck. Since I sit in the front row, my professor noticed and decided to call me to the front. He then started talking about ruptured blood vessels and hickeys, all while as I served as the subject. FML
Today, I was listening to some music before school started, which is why I didn't hear my teacher sneak up behind me. When she laid her hand on my shoulder, of course I accidentally punch her in the face. Her nose bled. FML
Today, I wound up in hospital because my boyfriend covered my face in fake gore while I was sleeping, to see if I was really as scared of blood as I claimed. Sure enough, when I saw my reflection in the bathroom mirror, I fainted, smashing my head against the counter on the way down. FML
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MrFancy 0
I thought that was a pretty good idea. Sorry.
manda_baby_rawr 4
That's actually a pretty good idea...too bad people are stupid and overreact all the time. -.-'
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Comments (232)
KristinaKreme 0
Haha, I love seeing your comments. So random and witty.
rhartnett11 0
guys. I'm a completely content 18 year old girl with plenty of peace and happiness and little to worry about as an adolescent. my photography teacher loved it because it showed rage fear and the emotions a sociopath is hiding. thought I was utilizing my nose bleed creatively! sheesh!
Acousticpixie14 6
I thought that it was very creative, too. I once got an idea from a cut I had while shaving. I filled my bathtub up with fake yellow roses and bought a bottle of spray blood and went to town. It made a really awesome photo. Keep being creative, don't let over reactive teachers bring you down [:
purplicious66666 0
good idea, just not for a school:(
ballesteros1992 0
LMFAO!!!! I get you... I hated that topin on my photo class
emptywithyou 0
That's a kick ass idea.I wanna see the pic. I bet it looked awesome. It sounds like it would be. :)
Islander_fml 5
It's not the fact that (s)he did this for a project that gets him/her a YDI. It's the fact that (s)he is so surprised that everyone would be disturbed by it.
lamiaoccisor 0
Also once in high school I made a similar project and showed some one cutting, getting high on heroin and drinking and driving, it was simulated and I was 15
sandabelle25 0
how would they know that u got the blood naturally from a bloody nose ? They may think u cut urself or someone else to get it SINCE ITS ON A KNIFE...genius
Mokiikom_fml 8
It's a photography class, genius. The normal assumption would be to think he used fake blood (it's easy to make with food coloring and corn syrup) like every other photographer does. The OP actually had a perfectly fine idea, but the morons at his school are too stupid to comprehend. Just like you, actually.
Mokiikom_fml 8
Art is all about creativity. You did just fine. The animals at your school are as imbecilic as the ones here, who are stupidly and childishly voting YDI because they can't comprehend the most basic things and have just barely enough intelligence to breathe. If they were any dumber than this they'd suffocate.
manda_baby_rawr 4
the point is that if op were truly a disturbed person and actually felt the way the photo "portrayed" and acted as such, she would not have photographed it and made it known. if one is truly depressed and suicidal, and is cutting or otherwise harming themselves, they don't make it known. they don't want to look like they're weak. they keep that type of thing quiet, because depression is a battle that you must fight on your own. as I said earlier, people overreact and should learn how others minds work before jumping to conclusions.
krez 20
...unless it is a cry for help.
January8 5
#121: you suggest what you protest against. to learn ones mind, and not to probe. a bit contradictory.